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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 01:18 pm   #1 (permalink)
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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,

"I would like To buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures her that they have a large election of pink curtains.


He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.


Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.


The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches" "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman.


"That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer monitor.


The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"


The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ............. I've got Windoooooows!"

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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 01:58 pm   #3 (permalink)
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Why is the "blonde" missing from the joke title?

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maybe the blonde is ishmaart.... maybe she wants to hide whatever she is working on...
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The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ............. I've got Windoooooows!"
;smack; you frogot to write "oye hello"

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Why is the "blonde" missing from the joke title?

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maybe the blonde is ishmaart.... maybe she wants to hide whatever she is working on...
exactlyy !!!
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*ahem*ahem*
dekha Blonde's can be smart ;winkey;
Eik blonde hee doosri blonde ko pehchaan sakti hai.

exactlyy !!!
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a SMART BLONDE..!!

Another new OXYMORON...!!
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Old Jun 5th, 2009, 02:43 am   #10 (permalink)
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;smack; mai glasses nahi pehente ;grin;

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