| . |   Jun 1st, 2009, 07:02 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the jwellery.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hay God !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer. | . |  |  | | Jun 1st, 2009, 12:54 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | One of the highest paid in the industry, no less.  | | | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 02:15 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | | | | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 03:29 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | I read this joke yesterday ! | | | | | Jun 2nd, 2009, 05:31 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mainey yesterday he post kiya tha !!! | | | | | Jun 3rd, 2009, 02:33 am | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  I read this joke yesterday ! | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji mainey yesterday he post kiya tha !!! | Its now safe to turn off your computer. | | | | | Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:43 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji mainey yesterday he post kiya tha !!! | I mean i read it before you had posted. Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Its now safe to turn off your computer. |  | | | | | Jun 4th, 2009, 07:31 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Its now safe to turn off your computer. | ;sigh; woh khud off hoo jaata hai ;bummer; Quote: Originally Posted by sara I mean i read it before you had posted.
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