| . |   Jun 1st, 2009, 12:01 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where A woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
- On the first sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
- The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
- The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
- She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
- Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
- She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are VISITOR 901,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please . Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
| ... |  |  | | Jun 1st, 2009, 12:11 am | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | I am on 5.  | | | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 12:21 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | well we go uptil the 6th floor !!! ;naak unchi karing; | | | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 12:30 am | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji  well we go uptil the 6th floor !!! ;naak unchi karing; | Zaahir hai.  Aapko please karnay kay liyey humnay accident to nahin karwaana. | | | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 12:34 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | kerwaa ke toh deykhay !!!
hardwork ker ke kuch paaney ka mazaa he aur hai !!! | | | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 06:31 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai I am on 5. | 5th floor is empty !  Taken already  | | | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 06:57 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | I am on the 7th Floor..!! Angels wala  | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jun 2nd, 2009, 05:36 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ok I'l try the terrace then !!!
shayad aur koe naik banda mill jaye !!! | | | | | Jun 20th, 2009, 06:28 am | #9 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Blone Baji, I'm afraid that after rejecting the perfectly fine guy recommended by Amabel, you're becoming of these......  Store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think. What must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jun 20th, 2009, 07:06 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Jun 20th, 2009, 03:50 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | That's right, Sara.  We know who regularly reads threads in Laugh and Humor other than their own threads, don't we? *pointing at Amabel* ( PS: 5th floor, CEO, adore kids, looks that take your breath away, help with housework on leisure and oh, just too much of that streak. Oh, and single and looking ) | | | | | Jun 20th, 2009, 06:36 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara | I can't believe you copied my thread before I even posted it   Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai That's right, Sara. We know who regularly reads threads in Laugh and Humor other than their own threads, don't we? *pointing at Amabel* | Amabel doesn't have time Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai ( PS: 5th floor, CEO, adore kids, looks that take your breath away, help with housework on leisure and oh, just too much of that streak. Oh, and single and looking ) | personal ads & baRi baRi guppein aren't allowed on PF | | |
Last edited by Amabel; Jun 20th, 2009 at 09:26 pm. | | Jun 20th, 2009, 07:46 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | personal ads & baRi baRi guppein aren't allowed on PK | PF you mean !!! amabel !!! mujhey meyrey waaley aisi waisi jagah sey thori milaingey ;winkey; "woh" toh one & only one hoongey !!! ;blush; | | | | | Jun 20th, 2009, 09:29 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji PF you mean !!!
amabel !!! mujhey meyrey waaley aisi waisi jagah sey thori milaingey ;winkey;
"woh" toh one & only one hoongey !!! ;blush; | one & only one?....... wo normal logooN ki tarah nai hooN gey PS: I've corrected PK....  | | | | | Jun 20th, 2009, 10:13 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;
He will be special ;blush;
ab you better not mazaakh uraaing unka !!! | | | | | Jun 21st, 2009, 08:07 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
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