| . |   May 29th, 2009, 09:34 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers, 'We just love the chocolate around them."  |  |  | | May 29th, 2009, 09:39 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 09:43 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 10:56 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | eww !!! | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 11:47 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  | Looks like you are going to be buying one pretty soon.  | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 11:51 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | looks like you already brought some !!! | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 11:55 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji looks like you already brought some !!! | Naazil hogayin aap muft-khori kay chakkar mein? In a few days' time.  | | | | | May 30th, 2009, 12:12 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Naazil hogayin aap muft-khori kay chakkar mein? | ;blush; desi blonde jo hoon !!! ;winkey; *ahem* you mean a few years right ??? *ghooring DB & waiting for the answer* | | | | | May 30th, 2009, 08:35 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Looks like you are going to be buying one pretty soon. | Yes, and I won't be having them alone !  | | | | | May 30th, 2009, 09:04 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | ^ blonde baji bechari buss driver ban jay gi | | | | | May 30th, 2009, 09:07 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Did I say i would be sharing them with BB ? | | | | | May 30th, 2009, 09:15 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | "Why do you buy them then?" She (Bechari Bajo) asks puzzled.
old lady answers, 'We (aap oor aap ka bhoot) just love the chocolate around them." | | | | | May 30th, 2009, 01:09 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;blush; | | | | | May 30th, 2009, 01:13 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Why are you blushing ?  | | | | | May 30th, 2009, 01:20 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | *ahem*ahem*
;smack; sub bataana pareyga kya ?!!! | | | | | May 30th, 2009, 02:33 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ As you wish !  | | | | | May 30th, 2009, 10:39 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Yes, and I won't be having them alone ! | Ready when you are. Oh my. | | | | | May 31st, 2009, 02:47 am | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;double smack; | | | | | May 31st, 2009, 05:52 am | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Ready when you are. Oh my. | | | | | | May 31st, 2009, 07:05 am | #20 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Are all of you planning to eat these peanuts?  aftermath of the recession......  | | |
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