| . |   May 27th, 2009, 03:14 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. 'How much does it cost to have an obituary printed'? asked Santa Singh 'It's 50 Rupees a word, sir,' the clerk replied politely. 'Fine,' said Santa after a moment. 'Okay then, write this down: 'Pyarelal - dead'.' 'That's all?' asked the clerk disbelievingly. 'That's it.' 'I'm sorry sir, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum.' 'Yes, you should've,' snapped Santa. Now let me think a minute... okay, here goes: Pyarelal dead. Maruti for Sale.'  |  |  | | May 27th, 2009, 03:57 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 |  Clearance sale on Maruti.  | | | | | May 27th, 2009, 04:37 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | hahah.. I am bidding 10$ for the Maruti..!!  | | |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | May 27th, 2009, 10:43 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | 10.1 $ !!! | | | | | May 27th, 2009, 10:56 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 |  2 looN gi  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | May 27th, 2009, 11:26 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oke..you & chaiwal can fight over it !!!
I'l watch !!! | | | | | May 28th, 2009, 12:07 am | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala  hahah.. I am bidding 10$ for the Maruti..!! | Does it come with a guaranteed chai delivery? Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel 2 looN gi | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji oke..you & chaiwal can fight over it !!!
I'l watch !!! | Once entered, you cannot withdraw. Enter a higher bid. | | | | | May 28th, 2009, 09:07 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oke..10.11 $ | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 03:24 am | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji oke..10.11 $ | Blondes can only increase in home currency. Foreign currency not allowed. | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 03:36 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | theek hai !!my currency is cheaper !!!
SR 10.11 !!! | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 02:12 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Does it come with a guaranteed chai delivery? | come to think of it.. it must have cup holders..!! or any holders..! .. phir chai to kia milkshake, martini, slushy ssab ki delivery ho jaye gee..! | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 02:51 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | sub ki delivery ho jay gii  hummm | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 03:42 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oke then me ko apple juice ke delivery chahiye !!! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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