| . | May 26th, 2009, 12:24 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to Phoenix, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry . . .we can fly just fine on two engines.” An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another hour. But don’t worry… we still have one engine left.” Sherry, a young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and sighed, “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”. | . | | | May 26th, 2009, 06:45 am | #2 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | awww Baji Blonde | | oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | May 26th, 2009, 05:34 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Another plane is going to come and pick up BB. | | | May 26th, 2009, 06:26 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Blonde Baji ji .. jai.!! DB.. aray nahee.. inka hand bag acts like a big parachute..!! to yeh safe hain | | It's hard to find a friend who's...... 100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | May 26th, 2009, 06:29 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | lol | | | May 27th, 2009, 12:12 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Another plane is going to come and pick up BB. | humaarey liye flying limo ayegi !!! ;snoota; dont be jealous !!! The others on the plane can try their luck by jumping out !!! Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala Blonde Baji ji .. jai.!! DB.. aray nahee.. inka hand bag acts like a big parachute..!! to yeh safe hain | hum waisey bhi safe hain !!! humey doosrey jo apni helmet dey deytey hain ;grin; Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel awww Baji Blonde | aap meyra naam ulta kyon parhtee hain !!! ;sigh; | | | May 27th, 2009, 02:13 am | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala DB.. aray nahee.. inka hand bag acts like a big parachute..!! to yeh safe hain  | Ho sakta hai do teen aur bach jaayein. Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji humey doosrey jo apni helmet dey deytey hain ;grin; | Kitnay helmets collect kar chuki hain? | | | May 27th, 2009, 02:24 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Kitnay helmets collect kar chuki hain? | ;blush; kaisey bataaon ?! kaheen nazar na lag jaye !!! | | | May 27th, 2009, 02:29 am | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;blush; kaisey bataaon ?! kaheen nazar na lag jaye !!! | Jitnay collect kiyey thay un bechaaron ko to nazar lag gayi na. Aur kiya nazar lagaaonga mein. | | | May 27th, 2009, 02:36 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Jitnay collect kiyey thay un bechaaron ko to nazar lag gayi na. Aur kiya nazar lagaaonga mein. | ;smack; toh mujhey nazar lag jayege na ;sigh; phir mujhey bhi kisi ko helmet deyna par jayega ;bummer; | | | May 27th, 2009, 08:33 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;blush; kaisey bataaon ?! kaheen nazar na lag jaye !!! | | | | May 27th, 2009, 09:14 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | apna sur kyon peet rahi hain aap ?!! wahaan sey kuch nahi nikalney waala !!! | | | May 27th, 2009, 09:16 am | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Haan BB ki baatein pardhney ke baad dil yahi karney ko karta hai ! | | | May 27th, 2009, 09:21 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;shocked; Big Brother !!! kahaan hain woh ?!!! | | | May 27th, 2009, 09:23 am | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Blonde Baji !  You've chosen a right nick ! | | | May 27th, 2009, 03:55 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Haan BB ki baatein pardhney ke baad dil yahi karney ko karta hai !  | | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 07:03 am | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aapko bari hansi aa rahi hai !!! ;double snoota; | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 03:42 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | I knew that, BB would come up with her this sentence ! | | | Jun 2nd, 2009, 05:29 am | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;blush; ab aik Blonde he Blonde ko samajh sakte hai na ;winkey; | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. 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