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Old May 25th, 2009, 03:34 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Biography of a sardar
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When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.
When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.
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Old May 26th, 2009, 05:15 pm   #2 (permalink)
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What, do you get a weekly email chain with the sardar !!! jokes?
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Old May 26th, 2009, 11:49 pm   #3 (permalink)
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nai !!!
buss kuch sardar apni aap beetee bataatey hain toh mai yahaan post ker deytee hoon!!!
takai doosrey sardar*pointing toward...umm..rehney dain* unsey kuch sabakh haasil karain ;grin;
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Old May 27th, 2009, 05:53 am   #4 (permalink)
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^ why do they tell you their stories in person?
is it because of some bratheraana taulooqaat - aakhir sardars & blondes have a lot in common....
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Old May 27th, 2009, 09:18 am   #5 (permalink)
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^ why do they tell you their stories in person?
ab ye toh unn dono sey he poochain !!!

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is it because of some bratheraana taulooqaat - aakhir sardars & blondes have a lot in common....
dont be jealous ke red headed ppl ke paas aisa kuch nahi hai ;honh;
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Old May 27th, 2009, 03:48 pm   #6 (permalink)
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takai doosrey sardar*pointing toward...umm..rehney dain*
Dosrey walay limo lay kar aaye thay na. Kahiyey kahiyey.
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ab ye toh unn dono sey he poochain !!!
Hum donon nay to kabhi apni stories nahin sunaayin.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 10:41 pm   #7 (permalink)
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Dosrey walay limo lay kar aaye thay na. Kahiyey kahiyey.
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aik bhi nahi aaya ;sighs again; na pehley waaley na doosrey waaley aur na pichattar waaley ;bummer;

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magar hum ney toh sunn lee ;grin;
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Old May 28th, 2009, 12:13 am   #8 (permalink)
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magar hum ney toh sunn lee ;grin;
Someone spilled the beans...
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heyn !!!
kaunset beans ?!!! ;raises eyebrow;
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Old May 29th, 2009, 03:28 am   #10 (permalink)
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heyn !!!
kaunset beans ?!!! ;raises eyebrow;
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fiker not !!! they are well protected ;winkey;
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Old May 29th, 2009, 03:34 am   #11 (permalink)
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ohh !!!
woh waaley ;blush;
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Old May 29th, 2009, 09:59 am   #13 (permalink)
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*ahem*ahem*

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freaky beans..! woh biscoot banay walay.. hai naa

waisay us "train" ka next stop kia hai.. I have to prepare my tthella.. for chai business..
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Old May 30th, 2009, 06:17 am   #15 (permalink)
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ab woh to kisi sardar sey he poochain !!!


ohh wait..you are a sardaar yourself !!!
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