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Old May 23rd, 2009, 02:21 pm   #1 (permalink)
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While waiting for a bus a sardar sees a truck being
towed away by another truck with a rope.
He laughs, breaks down, rolls on the ground and cannot
control his laughter. There is another guy who is standing
with the sardar for the bus. He wonders what's up ?
Calls sardar, but sardar cannot control himself,
points at the towing truck & again rolls on the
ground, billowing more dust.
The guy is annoyed, pulls up sardar asks
him what is so funny ? The sardar says "Kya
zamana aa gaya hai, Ek rassi uthane ke liya do-do Truck"
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Old May 23rd, 2009, 04:08 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Old May 23rd, 2009, 07:35 pm   #3 (permalink)
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Old May 23rd, 2009, 10:45 pm   #5 (permalink)
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Old May 25th, 2009, 04:41 am   #6 (permalink)
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it's not boNga joke anyway... it's very logical
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you found it logical.... wonder why .....
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Old May 26th, 2009, 05:18 pm   #9 (permalink)
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"Ek rassi uthane ke liya do-do Truck"

( PS: Shayad do-do Truck chahiyey hongay uthaanay kay liyey *cough* )
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Old May 26th, 2009, 06:24 pm   #10 (permalink)
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"Ek rassi uthane ke liya do-do Truck"

( PS: Shayad do-do Truck chahiyey hongay uthaanay kay liyey *cough* )
Kya uthaanay ke liye do-do truck chahiyey hongay?
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Old May 26th, 2009, 10:38 pm   #11 (permalink)
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Old May 27th, 2009, 01:56 am   #12 (permalink)
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Kya uthaanay ke liye do-do truck chahiyey hongay?
I can't say. For this, BB is offering her services.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 02:20 am   #13 (permalink)
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yep !!!
mai E-90 uthaaney ke liye do kya char paanch trucks bhi laa saktee hoon ;grin;
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yep !!!
mai E-90 uthaaney ke liye do kya char paanch trucks bhi laa saktee hoon ;grin;
Aapnay apna comparison chaar paanch trucks sey kiya hai? Hard to believe. Aap kehti hain to maan letey hain.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 02:29 am   #15 (permalink)
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Aapnay apna comparison chaar paanch trucks sey kiya hai? Hard to believe.
haan na exam tension mei itna khaaongi toh aur kya hooga !!!! ;bummer;
ab woh weighing scale jo aapney bheyja tha kaam a jayega ;grin;

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bilkul isi tarah aik aur baat maan lain !!!
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ab woh weighing scale jo aapney bheyja tha kaam a jayega ;grin;
Chaar paanch weighing scales aur bhijwanay parengey.
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bilkul isi tarah aik aur baat maan lain !!!
Nahin maantey.
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Chaar paanch weighing scales aur bhijwanay parengey.
plz send the expensive ones..taaki 'l sell them & get the E-90 !!!
aap toh bhaijney sey rahey ;double snoota;
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Ohh, BB and E-90 !! Kyun E-90 mobile key peechey paRi ho ?
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I think ab kisi aur mobile ke peechey perna pareyga ;sigh;
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^ Haan, koi aur mobile select karo aur ussi key peechey paRo ab
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Hmmm...
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