| . |   May 22nd, 2009, 03:55 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ab yaaroun aap sab may say kissi ko bhi Molvi jokes milain to idhar post kardo.. lets have some fun..!  Quote: Ek molvi apne wife say kehta hai: jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.
wife:who kion?
molvi:who murday say lipat lipat kar roti hay..!  |  |  |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay!  | | May 22nd, 2009, 03:56 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Oh Goodness !  | | | | | May 22nd, 2009, 04:34 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Found a few more..! Quote: Aik molvi kisi actress say chanda laynay gaya.
Actress: Molvi sahib, app loog too hamari kaamai ko HARAM kehtay hain phir chanda kun mangnay ayay hain?
Molvi: Hum ap kay chanday say Jahad nahin balkay LATTREENS (washroom) banwanin gay
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1 aurat ne Darogha-e-Jannat se kaha: Mera Nikkah Mere Duniyavi Shohar se Karwaden
Frishta Bola: Nikkah to karwadenge Pehle koi Molvi to jannat Mein aaye!
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Aik lerki ne molvi se keha: Log mujhe chairrte or ghoorte hain, aap hi bataein mai kya karu..?
Molvi ne dono bazu phailaa kay kaha: “Aap hamari aghosh ma aajaeye”
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Larka Larki Molvi ke paas gaye aur bole: "Jaldi se humari nikah parho"
Molvi ne nikal parha dia
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?"
Molvi bola: "Apni biwi ki khubsurti ke mutabiq paise dedo"
Larke ne 1 rupiya diya, achanak hawa chali aur larki k chehray se niqab uth gaya
Molvi ne dekha to bola: "Apne baqaya paise to leta ja bhai"
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Last edited by ChaiWala; May 22nd, 2009 at 05:01 pm. | | May 22nd, 2009, 05:04 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | One of the best ones yet..!!  Quote: If Molvies start filmmaking, The names of the films will be, Islam aya tum na aaye. kaho na ramzan hai. hum zakat de chuke sanam. 
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A lady promised a molvi for a date at 12 midnight, but didnt come.
molvi switched on speaker n said:
"hazrat ek zarori ailaan sunye, raat kay 12:15 hogay hain, elan khatam huwa. "
| hahahahah | | | | | May 22nd, 2009, 09:53 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala  1 aurat ne Darogha-e-Jannat se kaha: Mera Nikkah Mere Duniyavi Shohar se Karwaden
Frishta Bola: Nikkah to karwadenge Pehle koi Molvi to jannat Mein aaye!
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Larka Larki Molvi ke paas gaye aur bole: "Jaldi se humari nikah parho"
Molvi ne nikal parha dia
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?"
Molvi bola: "Apni biwi ki khubsurti ke mutabiq paise dedo"
Larke ne 1 rupiya diya, achanak hawa chali aur larki k chehray se niqab uth gaya
Molvi ne dekha to bola: "Apne baqaya paise to leta ja bhai" | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala A lady promised a molvi for a date at 12 midnight, but didnt come.
molvi switched on speaker n said:
"hazrat ek zarori ailaan sunye, raat kay 12:15 hogay hain, elan khatam huwa. " | | | | | | May 23rd, 2009, 05:59 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala A lady promised a molvi for a date at 12 midnight, but didnt come.
molvi switched on speaker n said:
"hazrat ek zarori ailaan sunye, raat kay 12:15 hogay hain, elan khatam huwa. "
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May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala A lady promised a molvi for a date at 12 midnight, but didnt come.
molvi switched on speaker n said:
"hazrat ek zarori ailaan sunye, raat kay 12:15 hogay hain, elan khatam huwa. " | neat idea  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | May 23rd, 2009, 07:27 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel neat idea | Any plans ?  | | | | | May 23rd, 2009, 07:41 am | #9 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Any plans ? | just wait for the announcement on the speaker  | | | | | May 23rd, 2009, 07:42 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel just wait for the announcement on the speaker | Okay ! | | | | | May 23rd, 2009, 07:44 am | #11 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Okay ! | Are you making fun of me now  I don't have any right to copy a brilliant idea  | | | | | May 23rd, 2009, 07:50 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel Are you making fun of me now I don't have any right to copy a brilliant idea | Awww,nahin !  Thinking of the joke made me laugh ! | | | | | May 25th, 2009, 04:45 am | #13 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala A lady promised a molvi for a date at 12 midnight, but didnt come.
molvi switched on speaker n said:
"hazrat ek zarori ailaan sunye, raat kay 12:15 hogay hain, elan khatam huwa. " | The other version I read was when molvi said: Hazraaaaaaaaaaat! tussi chaNga ni keeta" | | |
ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-)
PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | May 25th, 2009, 02:58 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel neat idea | yea i know.. kaam ayay gaa Quote: Originally Posted by AQ The other version I read was when molvi said:
Hazraaaaaaaaaaat! tussi chaNga ni keeta" | lol.. really.. cool.. dont know about this one but "tussi changa nahee keeta" lol.. | | | | | May 25th, 2009, 03:15 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | This is not exactly a molvi joke but a Pathan joke.. Quote: Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai...... |  | | |
Last edited by ChaiWala; May 25th, 2009 at 08:53 pm. | | May 25th, 2009, 07:19 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by AQ The other version I read was when molvi said:
Hazraaaaaaaaaaat! tussi chaNga ni keeta" | I like this one even better | | | | | May 25th, 2009, 08:45 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | lol.. ok here's Another..!! Quote: 3 Maulvi's walking on a road, and a really hot girl walks past them.
One Maulvi says: Alhamdulillah!
Second Mualvi says: MashAllah!
Third Maulvi says: InshaAllah!
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May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | the 3rd was the smartest one.... | | | | | May 25th, 2009, 08:56 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | yea.. never lose hope..! hehehe | | | | | May 26th, 2009, 05:21 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Looks like all the molvis were at the right place. | | | | | May 28th, 2009, 09:10 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | hehe .. heres another one Aik Molvi Sahab Mun Per Kapra Daal Ker Cinema Film Dekhnay Chaley Aaye. Logon ne unko Pehchaan Liya aur poocha ke aap ne molvi hoker aisa kyun kiya?
Molvi Sahab:"Asal main main dekhna chahta tha ke Baatil ne kitni Taraqqi kerli hai" | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 03:25 am | #22 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala hehe .. heres another one Aik Molvi Sahab Mun Per Kapra Daal Ker Cinema Film Dekhnay Chaley Aaye. Logon ne unko Pehchaan Liya aur poocha ke aap ne molvi hoker aisa kyun kiya?
Molvi Sahab:"Asal main main dekhna chahta tha ke Baatil ne kitni Taraqqi kerli hai" | Baatil... | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 02:06 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Looks like all the molvis were at the right place. | inko to Police may hona chahiye.. hhahah Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Baatil... | haan .. cinema may hotay hain naaa.. aakhiyoun keh kaatil..! wohi to huwa baaatil | | | | | May 29th, 2009, 04:06 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Ok aik aur.. this is nice.. what is common between a maulvi and a murgha.
1. both start with M.
2. both have covered head.
3. both give AZAN.
4. Both go crazzy when they see a MURGHI  | | | | | Jun 19th, 2009, 07:10 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | heres another one.. enjoy.. A jockey was selling his horse in the market. Another molvi came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The jockey told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah.
To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar.
The molvi sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run.
He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the molvi noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on.
Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. Then the molvi took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said ...
Alhamdulillah!  | | |
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