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Old May 21st, 2009, 09:17 pm   #1 (permalink)
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A lady said: molvi gee i m in love !

Molvi : tauba tabua NAOZUBILLAH !

Lady : but molvi gee i m in love with u !!!!!!!!!

Molvi: JAZAK ALLAH Alhumdulliah SUBHAN ALLAH
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waisay mazaq kis ka bana hai - lady ka ya maulvi ka?
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Old May 21st, 2009, 09:36 pm   #4 (permalink)
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Imagine this is a movie. ChaiWala cuts into the scene at the end of the joke:

Garam garam chai, chai lay loooooooo... *thailay walay ki awaaz*
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saraa scene kharab kar diya
no distraction in love interaction....
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Old May 21st, 2009, 09:53 pm   #7 (permalink)
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reminds you of something?
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 01:58 am   #8 (permalink)
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saraa scene kharab kar diya
no distraction in love interaction....
You think so? I think the addition of ChaiWala will 'enhance'......the joke.

I wonder if ChaiWala had to sell chai like at a discount (sirf sochnay wali baat hai), to whom would the discount go to?
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 03:01 am   #9 (permalink)
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You think so? I think the addition of ChaiWala will 'enhance'......the joke.

I wonder if ChaiWala had to sell chai like at a discount (sirf sochnay wali baat hai), to whom would the discount go to?

*patli nasal awaz may*

chai wala bhayee chai wala..
oh molvi sabji.. chai peeo aur Allah ho karo
Molvi ki girlfreidn jeee, tussi bhi gatagat peeo.

Chai wala bhayee chaiwala..!



Now I can imagine what this will be like..!! lol
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 08:29 am   #10 (permalink)
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reminds you of something?
What made you ask this ?
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 01:23 pm   #11 (permalink)
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*patli nasal awaz may*

chai wala bhayee chai wala..
oh molvi sabji.. chai peeo aur Allah ho karo
Molvi ki girlfreidn jeee, tussi bhi gatagat peeo.

Chai wala bhayee chaiwala..!



Now I can imagine what this will be like..!! lol
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 01:41 pm   #12 (permalink)
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waisay mazaq kis ka bana hai - lady ka ya maulvi ka?
you got a point there bud..!

I would say bechari aurat.. gayee kaam say..
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I would say bechari aurat.. gayee kaam say..
She may have seen molvi gee wearing Abercrombie & Fitch.
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