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Old May 18th, 2009, 02:40 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Eik aurat apne beta ko doctor ke pass le jaati hai aur bolti hai mera beta bike se gir gaya.

Doctor: I don’t know hindi. Tell me in english.

Aurat: My londa gironda from hero honda.
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Old May 18th, 2009, 08:32 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Old May 19th, 2009, 06:36 am   #4 (permalink)
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Old May 20th, 2009, 12:22 am   #5 (permalink)
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This reminded me of "Please bike taze na chalao"
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Old May 20th, 2009, 02:23 am   #6 (permalink)
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^ aap aur aapki memory ;sigh;

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Old May 20th, 2009, 08:58 pm   #7 (permalink)
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^ aap aur aapki memory ;sigh;
And to think some people have asked me to remember their stuff for them...

It's just not fair.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 05:33 pm   #8 (permalink)
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aagay bolay..

"then woh khalounda, and head khujaunda..!"
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Old May 26th, 2009, 11:57 pm   #9 (permalink)
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And to think some people have asked me to remember their stuff for them...

It's just not fair.
sirf do cheezain toh thee ... aik dua aur aik E-90 !!!jo abhi tak nahi pahuncha ;sigh;
meyrey baal sufaid hoo jaingey intezaar mein ;sighs again;

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"then woh khalounda, and head khujaunda..!"
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Old May 27th, 2009, 02:08 am   #10 (permalink)
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meyrey baal sufaid hoo jaingey intezaar mein ;sighs again;
Kaalay kub thay?

Whoops......my mishtake......blonde kub thay?
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Old May 27th, 2009, 02:15 am   #11 (permalink)
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kuch athara unnees saal pehley ;blush;
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kuch athara unnees saal pehley ;blush;
*counting*

Saaath, sattar, pichattar (Am I getting close)?
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Old May 27th, 2009, 02:23 am   #13 (permalink)
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Saaath, sattar, pichattar (Am I getting close)?
;smack; mainey athara unnees kaha thaa !!!
BTW how much is pichattar?
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;smack; mainey athara unnees kaha thaa !!!
BTW how much is pichattar?
Pichattar is very close to 18-19.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 02:35 am   #15 (permalink)
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