| . |   May 17th, 2009, 02:10 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now." The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime. "Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."  |  |  | | May 17th, 2009, 02:17 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | Wah Grandpa ke wisdom ki to baat hi kuch oor hay. | | | | | May 17th, 2009, 10:21 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | even I want to be Athletic @ well preserved on my 100th birthday !!! Quote: | the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk." | hmm ...I'l change that to "the one who is right goes out for a walk" | | | | | May 18th, 2009, 02:26 am | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji  even I want to be Athletic @ well preserved on my 100th birthday !!!
hmm ...I'l change that to "the one who is right goes out for a walk" | You will start walking in just a few years now.  | | | | | May 26th, 2009, 02:30 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | I know ;winkey; | | | | | May 26th, 2009, 05:29 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji I know ;winkey; | I wanted to emphasize on the birthday number, not as much on walking.  | | | | | May 26th, 2009, 10:44 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | The older the WISER !!! ;winkey; | | | | | May 27th, 2009, 02:03 am | #8 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji The older the WISER !!! ;winkey; | Correction: The older the blonder !!! | | | | | May 27th, 2009, 02:17 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | muhawrey ko customise nahi kiya jaa sakta ;honh; | | | | | May 27th, 2009, 02:19 am | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji muhawrey ko customise nahi kiya jaa sakta ;honh; | Muhawrey agar blondes kay hoon to they are always customizable. | | | | | May 27th, 2009, 02:21 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oye hello !!!that was an internationally recognised muhaawra ;snoota;
magar aapko kya pata !!! aapko toh dhobhi ghaat sey he fursat nahi !!! | | | | | May 27th, 2009, 02:25 am | #12 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji oye hello !!! | Jee jee tello tello. Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji that was an internationally recognised muhaawra ;snoota;
magar aapko kya pata !!! aapko toh dhobhi ghaat sey he fursat nahi !!! | Blondes kay muhaawaray bhi buhat jald internationally recognize hojaatey hain. | | | | | May 27th, 2009, 02:31 am | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | *ahem*ahem*
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