| . |   May 16th, 2009, 05:23 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Tom was a crotchety old fellow who always took breakfast with his wife. He would read the morning paper while she fumed at his neglect, and today of all days because it was their 25th wedding anniversary. "Tom!! Tom!! Put down that paper and let's talk about how we are going to celebrate our wedding anniversary today. What do you suggest?" Tom put his newspaper down, removed and polished his glasses, stared for a moment into the distance, then said, "How about two minutes of silence?"  |  |  | | May 16th, 2009, 05:30 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | LOL! | | |
ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-)
PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | May 16th, 2009, 06:36 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
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oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | May 16th, 2009, 07:08 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^  | | | | | May 16th, 2009, 08:48 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | | | | | | May 16th, 2009, 10:49 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Glad to see all ladies observing silence.  Whoops, sowwies AQ Uncle...  | | | | | May 17th, 2009, 02:01 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Whoops, sowwies AQ Uncle.. | ;smack; nazar ke saath saath gender recognition bhi kamzoor hoo gaya ;bummer; | | | | | May 17th, 2009, 03:23 am | #8 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Husbands should have this privilege everyday. Ladies and observing silence in the same sentence......  | | | | | May 17th, 2009, 05:29 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^Aaj ki taazi aur garma garam khabar !!! Quote: | Ladies observe Silence on the unfortunate(poisoned coffee) death of their husbands!!! | | | | | | May 18th, 2009, 02:03 am | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji  ^Aaj ki taazi aur garma garam khabar !!!
Ladies observe Silence on the unfortunate(poisoned coffee) death of their husbands!!! | Be glad that we are the ones who drink your coffee, because no one else would.  | | | | | May 26th, 2009, 02:33 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | we would not offer it to anyone else :winkey; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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