| . |   May 14th, 2009, 07:03 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Haalo dostoun.. this is gonna be one of the first collections on PakFuse... Everyone is invited to participate with Haathi and Choonti jokes..! To start with a few.. Quote: **- The elephants of the jungle were playing basketball. There was one ant in the midst of all this. What was he doing?
He was the referee.
**- One fine morning, an ant goes off to the market on his new motorbike. On the way there, he meets an elephant who asks him for a ride to the market. The ant says, "okay, hop on!" and they're on their way to the market.
A little while later, they come across another elephant who also wants a lift to the market. The ant says, "okay, hop on." and they're again on their way to the market.
Just before they reach the market, they crash into the truck. The paramedics arrive, and they see that the elephants are in a very bad condition, on the verge of death,.. but the ant has escaped with just a few minor injuries! Why is this so?
The ant was wearing a helmet.
**- Later, the ambulance is seen speeding off to the hospital with the two elephants inside. Behind them, several ants on motorbikes follow. Why are the ants following the ambulance?
To donate blood.
**- At the hospital, blood from all ants were rejected. Why?
They all had AIDS.
|  More to come.. so keep coming in this thread and post ur comments.. warna..    |  |
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May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 |  Keep it coming  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | May 16th, 2009, 05:26 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | where is your regular update ? | | |
ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-)
PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | May 17th, 2009, 02:24 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mai aaj update ker deyti hoon ;grin; Quote: Once three cheethis were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
'Oye haathi', said a cheethi 'Mujhse kushti ladega'
Other cheethis said'Chod yaar bechara akela hai!' | Quote: Ek baar cheentiyo aur hathiyo ki ladai ho jati he..To sab chintiya chup ke ped ke upar bheti hoti he...
Achanak Niche se ek hathi ja rha hota he.
Itne me ek chinti dar ke mare ped se niche gir jati he...
Thn the baki chintiya thnks tht she is brave..
And they all shout together....
"Maar de saale ko"
"Dabba de saale ko" | Quote: An Elephants father told him that"here after dont play with the ant,"
Son said " ok papa"
next morning thefather saw his son playing with ant.
ant sees elephants father coming towards them and ant says to son elephant...KOI NAHI JALDI SE MERE PEECHE CHHUP JA!!! | ab baaqi ke updates chaiwala daingey !!! | | | | | May 18th, 2009, 08:32 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | CW, where's your daily update ?  | | | | | May 21st, 2009, 05:16 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ok PFusers..!! kuch dinou say busy thaa.. to post nahee kar saka.. Thanks BB for posting some updates.. Everyone is encouraged to post yaar....!  postiyoun.. sab posto..! here are some new updates.. Enjoy..! Quote:
A female Elephant was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .
A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch.
By mistake the ant son fell into hte coke bottle the ant father went and said something to the elephant and the elephant fainted and fell down unconscious
Ant said "tere coke mein mere baccha hai"
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One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming.After swimming for one hour the elephant cane out.But the Ant din't come out. WHY?
Because the Ant had not worn a Swimming Costume
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once the elephant wanted to have some oranges he alongwith the ant went to the garden where the guard saw them & fired twice once at the ant & then at the elephant, the ant died but the elephant survived......why?
A: the 1st bullet easily missed the ant but the ant couldn't see his friend die so ...
she came in way of the bullet & died.........
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Damn!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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Once the ant is swimming and the elephant rushes to the swim pool and requests the ant to come out. As soon as the ant comes out, the elephant asks her to go back. Why?
Because he wanted to check if the ant was wearing his swim suit!!!
| have Fun..! | | |
Last edited by ChaiWala; May 21st, 2009 at 09:09 pm. | | May 22nd, 2009, 08:23 am | #8 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | ^ LOL @ the last one | | | | | May 25th, 2009, 02:43 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | A few more.. Quote: One day an elephant was crying and an ant came to him and said, "Why are you crying?"
He replied that a friend of ant's has stolen his sleepers.
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Ant:What is your age?
Elephant:My age is 5 years.
Ant:Such a young age and such a huge body.
Elephant:Tan Kee Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, Bournvita!!
Ant:Ok
Elephant:What is your age?
Ant:My age is 18 Years.
Elephant:18 years and such a small body looks as if you are very young.
Ant:Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupao!!
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|  | | | | | May 25th, 2009, 03:01 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Ant:Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupao!! | lol !!! | | | | | Jun 9th, 2009, 05:16 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Ok a new good one after some time.. Quote: Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down to the river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
why?
Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.
| | | | | | Jun 9th, 2009, 05:17 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ooh double post.. | | | | | Jun 9th, 2009, 08:42 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | keep them coming... | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 03:07 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 07:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | ek dafa ant aur elephant motorbike par jaa rahay thay, dono ka accident hogaya haathi ko bohat chotain aai, magar ant ko kuch nahi hua kyun kah usnay helmet pahni hoi thee  | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 03:47 am | #15 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Khaamoshii~  ek dafa ant aur elephant motorbike par jaa rahay thay, dono ka accident hogaya haathi ko bohat chotain aai, magar ant ko kuch nahi hua kyun kah usnay helmet pahni hoi thee | Go ahead and translate the rest of the (English) jokes in Urdu too. | | | | | Jun 13th, 2009, 12:58 am | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 07:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | | | | | | Jun 13th, 2009, 07:59 am | #17 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai | were you some dr watson in pichla janam  | | | | | Jun 16th, 2009, 09:12 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | lol.. Dr Watson..!! why does that name sound sooo familiar..!! kher.. here are a few more i found..! Quote: Ek haati ek chinti ko chhairr kar deta hai
chinti ghussay may aakeh hathi ki biwi (hathni) keh pass jati hai aur kehti hai..
"ae hathni.... aapne husband ko samjha lo , ussay control mein karo varna yaad rakho, hamare ghar may bhi mard hain"
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Bahut dino pehle ki baat he..Cheenti aur hati bahut ache dost hua karte the..Phir ek din ek cheenti apna pajama silwane taylor ke pass ja rhi hoti he.. Hathni usko dekh kar boli
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"Behen agar kapda bache to mere liye bhi silwa lena"
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once a very sexy hathni passed by a group of a few college ants...
us chinti keh group may sab say bara loafer hathni ko dekh kar seeti mari aur bola...
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"oye hoye kia dimensions hai 3600-2400-3600"
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