New Sardar jokes...! :p

ChaiWala · May 14th, 2009, 06:29 pm

You know.. we should have one dedicated thread for all Sardar jokes..! nahee..?

Quote:

Santa came out of Examination room of his Doctor
and praised, "Your nurse there is really great healer. She touched me and my ears are not blocked now."

Doctor Said, "Yes, We all heard the sound of slap on your face."
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Santa went to the undergarment store and asked the new sales clerk Banta, "Show me the underwear."

Banta said, "Sorry, I am not wearing it today."
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Santa met his friend Banta in the afternoon whom he had met the morning on the same day. so he cracked joke, "Hey Banta, A&B, A,B B&A A&A&B...".

Banta got annoyed, pulled his hair and asked, "Shut-up and tell me what does it mean?

Santa hugged Banta and explained, "Oh stupid, I am trying to say long time no C...' got it"
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Conversation b/w American and our Santa paji..
American : In our country, marriage even takes place with e-mail..

Santa : In India, it is only with female..
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Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, 'BOEING!BOEING! ! BOEING!!! BO....'.

The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed by what's goings on, he comes out and shouts, 'BE SILENT!'

There's pin-drop silence every where and everybody looks Santa. He stares at the pilot in silence for a few seconds and then starts shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!!OE.. .'.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

dhobi_bhai · May 14th, 2009, 07:14 pm

Santa went to the undergarment store and asked the new sales clerk Banta, "Show me the underwear."

Banta said, "Sorry, I am not wearing it today."
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Santa met his friend Banta in the afternoon whom he had met the morning on the same day. so he cracked joke, "Hey Banta, A&B, A,B B&A A&A&B...".

PS: Nahee.