| . | May 14th, 2009, 05:35 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his billfold with all his money, what would I be?" Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "you'd be his wife!" | | | May 14th, 2009, 05:38 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Good joke. | | | May 14th, 2009, 05:52 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Thanks ! | | | May 14th, 2009, 06:15 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | | | It's hard to find a friend who's...... 100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | May 14th, 2009, 08:36 pm | #5 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~ Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | ummmm | | | May 14th, 2009, 10:25 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Sara | | oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | May 16th, 2009, 06:25 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel Sara  | You keep up with your guessing ! | | | May 16th, 2009, 06:33 am | #8 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | | | ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-) PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | May 16th, 2009, 01:17 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | hahaaa | | | May 17th, 2009, 01:59 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; woh pocket wife ke haath ke liye he bani hai !!! | | | May 17th, 2009, 03:25 am | #11 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;smack; woh pocket wife ke haath ke liye he bani hai !!! | You will find empty pockets. | | | May 17th, 2009, 05:30 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; phir doosre jaib mei haath chala jayega na ;grin; | | | May 17th, 2009, 06:03 am | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Yes, BB has so many options na ! I hope I won't get killed ! | | | May 17th, 2009, 06:39 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | ^ fikar not Bhotni ban kar Bhoot ke saat hansi khushi rehnay lago gi | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 09:06 am. | |