| . |   May 13th, 2009, 05:03 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she replies. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explains. She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he says, "What the heck was that for?" "Your horse phoned" |  |  | | May 13th, 2009, 06:13 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | | | | | | May 13th, 2009, 07:18 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 |  Quote: Originally Posted by Azad  | makhi tu nai chali gayi?  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | May 13th, 2009, 08:36 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Husband should probably bet more on the winning horse; he could get lucky.  | | | | | May 14th, 2009, 07:06 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Husband should probably bet more on the winning horse; he could get lucky. | When the husband will bet more on the winning horse,then you can imagine how much bigger the frying pan will get ! | | | | | May 14th, 2009, 07:10 am | #6 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara When husband will bet more on the winning horse,then you can imagine how much bigger the frying pan will get ! | he may already have experienced it  (should I run away now .... ) | | | | | May 14th, 2009, 05:23 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Better run away, Amabel.  Quote: Originally Posted by sara When the husband will bet more on the winning horse,then you can imagine how much bigger the frying pan will get ! | Oh you have started going in the kitchen. Mubarak ho, arrrre bhai.  | | | | | May 14th, 2009, 05:50 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Better run away, Amabel. Oh you have started going in the kitchen. Mubarak ho, arrrre bhai. |  | | |
Last edited by sara; May 14th, 2009 at 05:58 pm. | | May 14th, 2009, 06:18 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Husband should probably bet more on the winning horse; he could get lucky. | us keh baad phir to bohot saray horses hongay... sambhalna mushkil ho jaye gaa  @ "Your Horse Called..!" | | |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | May 14th, 2009, 10:48 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Better run away, Amabel. | Sara & I have frying pans too....  | | | | | May 15th, 2009, 03:42 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel Sara & I have frying pans too.... | Amitabh bachan and Sashi kapoor ka woh dialog yaad aagaya.. Amitabh: Mere paas aalo, hai tamatar, namak hai, mirchain hain,.. tumharay paas kia hai.. Sashi: *almost crying* mere paas frying pan hai..! | | | | | May 15th, 2009, 06:53 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Shah Ji Join Date: Sep 6th, 1977 - 11:00 pm Posts: 331 | Horse called ? That fella must be a guy otherwise a mare would have phoned  | | |
My work is done , why wait ! | | May 16th, 2009, 03:08 am | #13 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel Sara & I have frying pans too.... | Better start learning how to cook. | | | | | May 16th, 2009, 05:50 am | #14 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Better start learning how to cook. | Better start wearing a helmet. | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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