| . |   Mar 17th, 2009, 07:14 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Sorry guys.. this is soo intelligent.. I had to post it here..! Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one
cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in
the boat? How will you do it? . .. Answer# 1: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette. Another deadly answer.. just scroll down.... . . . .
Answer# 2: .. You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down Answer# 3 Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee" So.. which one is the smartest..!!  |  |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay!  | | Mar 18th, 2009, 05:12 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | So.. which is the smartest..!! | DD is ;honh; | | | | | Mar 18th, 2009, 09:18 am | #3 (permalink) | | Professor Chaos ! Join Date: Jan 18th, 2009 - 10:07 pm Location: aaasshtraalia Posts: 1,395 | u r too smart mashAllah zara yeh to batao chai kasey banate ho iss trah k koi manter perhtey ho  | | |
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| | Mar 18th, 2009, 02:17 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops  DD is ;honh; | to prove karo naa..!! kahi tumharee raal tonahee tapakti..?  Quote: Originally Posted by Lafanter u r too smart mashAllah zara yeh to batao chai kasey banate ho iss trah k koi manter perhtey ho | ahem ahem.. Allah ka karam hai.. kabhi gharoor nahee kia..  yaar diff chai diff tareekoun say banti hai.. kon se chai ki reciepe chahiye..?  | | | | | Mar 18th, 2009, 02:28 pm | #5 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | to light a cigarette
you need 2 batteries
2 steel wool
1 cutter
1 steel wool aur 1 battery ko apas meiN aesey pakreiN ke dono ka apas mein contact ho iss k liye behtar hey aap battery k ooper steel wool rakheiN issi tarah doosri battery k saath bhi ........ ab dono batteries dono hath meiN battries cutter ke ooper hoN uss k liye behtar tareeqa ye hey k aap apni kuhniyoN ko table pe rakheiN
ab dono steel wool ka apas meiN connection aur aap ka cigarette jal geya
TaaliyaaaN
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hum ney kaanToN ko bhi narmi sey chhuwa hey aksarlog be-dard heiN phooloN ko massal detey heiN | | Mar 18th, 2009, 06:59 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Gul.. in sab keh liye boat may koi jagah nahee.. sawal ghaur say parho..!  waisay try achi mari.. par afsos zaya gayee | | | | | Mar 19th, 2009, 06:59 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | zaroorat nahi !!! Quote: | kahi tumharee raal tonahee tapakti..? | sub ko apney jaisey samajh rakha hai kya !!! | | | | | Mar 19th, 2009, 07:50 pm | #8 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 |
Jawaab pe ghor kareiN | | | | | Mar 19th, 2009, 07:57 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops zaroorat nahi !!! | ulta chor kotwal ko dantay..! hooon Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops sub ko apney jaisey samajh rakha hai kya !!! | nahe.. par meri cows jaisa..!! unki raal tapakti hai..!! hahahah Quote: | Originally Posted by GuL-e-Tasbeeh;[COLOR=Black 6552]
[/COLOR] Jawaab pe ghor kareiN |
par apun ko chemistry nahee aati reh.. seedhi saadhi shudh urdu may samjhao naa..  | | | | | Mar 19th, 2009, 08:05 pm | #10 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | Mujhey seedi saadhi urdu nahi aati | | | | | Mar 19th, 2009, 08:09 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by GuL-e-Tasbeeh Mujhey seedi saadhi urdu nahi aati |
to phir idhar kia kar rahee ho..? jao jaa keh kanoon parho aur bolo..! hum ko itna pata hai.. kanoon .. kaaf aur noon ki milawat say bana hai..! | | | | | Mar 19th, 2009, 10:06 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Mujhey seedi saadhi urdu nahi aati |
I agree !!!
Quote: | hum ko itna pata hai.. kanoon .. kaaf aur noon ki milawat say bana hai..! | ;lafanter ishtyle laughing; Quote: | ulta chor kotwal ko dantay..! hooon | ;smack; mai doodh peete he nahi ke chori kerongi ;hehe; | | | | | Mar 23rd, 2009, 06:18 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | oho.. to phir doodh keh ingredients kha keh pani pee keh khoob sara hilti/shake kartee hogee.. taken pait may sab mixture doodh ban jaye..!! hai naa. | | | | | Mar 23rd, 2009, 11:00 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mainey aaj half a carton doodh piya ;balley;
woh bhi chocolate waalaa ;muskuraying; | | | | | Mar 24th, 2009, 03:59 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ooh mubarak ho.. mithayee bantoun kia.. ? sab achay bachoun ko aik zaroori ailaan. DOODH bohot acha hai.. aap bhi peeo aur sab ko pilao.. khud bhi jeeo, na peenay waloun ko jalaao.. Aur agar khatam ho jaye, to dharna dalwao..! Wazarat-e-Sehat Hukumat-e-Qabristan. | | | | | Mar 24th, 2009, 04:01 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mithaye baantney ki kya zaroorat hai ;blush; sirf mujhey he dey dain ;muskuraying; | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 07:39 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 07:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | | | | | | Mar 28th, 2009, 06:11 am | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops mithaye baantney ki kya zaroorat hai ;blush; sirf mujhey he dey dain ;muskuraying; | itna shoq hai to halwayee keh paas jao.. aur us say lo..!  apun keh paas sirf chai hai. kia samjhee..!!  Quote: Originally Posted by Khaamoshii~ | cigret moun say peetay hain.. apnay matthay may thoosnay ki zaroorat nahee..!  | | | | | Mar 28th, 2009, 08:19 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 07:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala itna shoq hai to halwayee keh paas jao.. aur us say lo..! apun keh paas sirf chai hai. kia samjhee..!! cigret moun say peetay hain.. apnay matthay may thoosnay ki zaroorat nahee..! |  | | | | | Mar 29th, 2009, 12:14 am | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | cigret moun say peetay hain.. apnay matthay may thoosnay ki zaroorat nahee..! | hehe Quote: itna shoq hai to halwayee keh paas jao.. aur us say lo..!
apun keh paas sirf chai hai. kia samjhee..!! | mujhe woh waali mithaye nahi chahiye ..mujhey chocolates chahiye ;muskuraying innocently; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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