| . |   Mar 15th, 2009, 02:22 pm | #121 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | Quote: Originally Posted by GuL-e-Tasbeeh  Bhai ney  | kon sa bahe  |  |  | | Mar 16th, 2009, 01:43 pm | #122 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | wahi wala !!!!! | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 01:50 pm | #123 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | Quote: Originally Posted by *Masoom Muskaan* kon sa bahe | humaarey kitney bhaai heiN  Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops wahi wala !!!!! | Wuhi MoochhooN wala kiya? | | |
hum ney kaanToN ko bhi narmi sey chhuwa hey aksarlog be-dard heiN phooloN ko massal detey heiN | | Mar 16th, 2009, 01:55 pm | #124 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | nahi nahi woh lambaaaaa waala !! | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 01:56 pm | #125 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | MoTa hey ya nahi? | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 01:59 pm | #126 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | achi built hai.na motey na dubley. | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 02:04 pm | #127 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | kiyaa aap ney dekha hey | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 02:07 pm | #128 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; apkey saath hi deykha tha na ! yaad nahi ;a questioning look; | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 02:14 pm | #129 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | meiN ney tou nahi dekha mujhey sharam aa rahi thi DuppaTey ka kona munh meiN daaling  | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 02:18 pm | #130 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; bhai ko deykhney mai sharam aa rahi thee ;rotfl; | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 02:31 pm | #131 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | Sharm-o-hayaa mujh meiN kooT kooT k bhari huwi hey na :-d | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 02:41 pm | #132 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | toh aap apney aap ko bhi sheeshey mei deykh ke sharmaa jaati hoongi ;hehe | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 02:56 pm | #133 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | haaN na | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 03:01 pm | #134 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;sigh; kya baat hai !!! | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 03:08 pm | #135 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | iss meiN sigh ki kya baat  | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 03:32 pm | #136 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | where is the news gul? | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 04:57 pm | #137 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | Quote: Originally Posted by GuL-e-Tasbeeh humaarey kitney bhaai heiN Wuhi MoochhooN wala kiya? | 1 he bhae ke moocheyn keb heyn  | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 07:08 pm | #138 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | @ DD meiN secret mission pe thi issliye news tayaar nahi kar saki, uss key liye time nahi thaa,
@Muskaan, pehley theeN ab nahi heiN acha :-p | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 07:10 pm | #139 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ok now tayyar your news please !
we are waiting !! | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 07:17 pm | #140 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | Acha khawaab meiN soch kar karooN gi | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 07:19 pm | #141 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | we just want the news.
ab aap jiss tareekey sey bhi soochain doesnt matter !!!
news kul tak tayyar honi chahiyey ;ghussey se deyking; | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 07:25 pm | #142 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | Iss pyaar sey meri taraf na dekhoooooooooo:-p | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 09:38 pm | #143 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | Werbung
Teri Mohabat,Teri Wafa He Kafi Hai
Tamam Umar Ye Aasra He Kafi hai
Dawat Kro Meri Magar Takluf Na Krna
Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
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TiKKA He Kafi Hai | | | | | Mar 16th, 2009, 10:08 pm | #144 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | shayad zyadah bhook lagi hai aapko ;hehe; | | | | | Mar 17th, 2009, 03:30 am | #145 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by *Masoom Muskaan* ap bander to ek heeeee nezr aea wo ho ap taaaaaaaaaaaaaaliaaaaaaaaaan  baqee do jo tehn wo to banderian tehn  | yaar hum to chaiwalay hain...!! humne gadhoun ko bhi chai pilayee to hai bandariya kiss khet ki mooli hain.!  waisay in bandariyon may aap to rani bani baithee hain..  Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops right MM aur gul !!!!!!!
;lol; | kia baat hia.. DD khud ko to bhool gayee..  aik jungle may 1 tha chaiwala aur 3 bandariyaas...!! lol.. kia yaad aagaya.. 3 bandaryaan 3 kahaniya...! :-) | | |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Mar 17th, 2009, 05:45 am | #146 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | teen bandariyan aur aik bandar !!!
aur unn bandariyon ney usey maar maar ke rakha tha !!! | | | | | Mar 18th, 2009, 03:18 pm | #147 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | Fuse khabar-naamey k saath haazir heiN Saam'een aaj 18 March Budh ka Roz hey pehley kuch jhalkiyaaN Pish-e-khidmat heiN -How to light a cigarette - Koi hey - Jungle meiN 3 bandiriyaaN aur aik bandar - 23 march banners bananey ki jung jaari hey - google out of control ho geya - doodh ki smellbardasht nahi hoti - aankhein jalti huwi - wowwwww noone is online except me - pocket money -------------------------- Ishtehaar MM kya tumhaari AankheiN bhi jalti heiN DD meri bhi daaaaaaaaang kya aap bhi pareshaan heiN ? tou aaj hi apni qareebi store sey bhai ko bhej k mangwaaiye AankheiN jalti heiN aaj hi istemaal kijiye mazeed tafseel k liye hum sey raabta kijiye tel: 92 6868 e-mail k liye humara email address note kijiye aankheinjaltiheiN@pakfuse.com ---------- Saam'een aap ko aik baar phir khushamdeed kahtey heiN agar aaap ney abhi abhi pakfuse On kiya hey tou mera Salaam qabool kijiye KhabreiN tafseel k saath Aaj Cafe d Fuse meiN Lighter k baghair cigarette jalaaney ka tareeqa samjhaaya geya Chaiwaala ney bijli ka bill adaa na kiya jis ki wajah sey unki chai wali dukaan ki bijli kaat di gai, naazreen aapko bataati chalooN inki Suigas pehley sey nahi hey jis ki wajah sey inhoN ney qistoN pe bijli ka chhoolha khareeda thaa unhoN ney foran Pakfuse sey raabta kiya jahaaN pakfuse k scientist majood heiN unhoN ne unkey massley ka buhat hi acha hal paish kiya ab wuh assaani sey apni chai waali dukaan chala saktey heiN bijli na honey ki wajah sey chhoolha tou jal jaaey ga lekin nazar kaesey aaey ga kiya ye sirf din meiN dukaan kholeiN ge ya kyuN ke khufiya zariye sey khabar mili hey k chai meiN boora mila jo inkey sar sey gira thaa ab ye khabar kahaan tak sahi hey iss k liye humari numaainda wahaaN gai huwi heiN jooNhi koi nai taaza khabar mili hum aapko wahaan liye chalein ge baRhtey heiN agli khabar ki taraf ------- Lafantar Koi hey koi hey ka naara lagaatey Pakfuse meiN phir rahey heiN lagta hey unhoN ney chai waaley ki chaai pi li thi jis ki wajah sey un pe nasha taari ho geya hey ------- Aik Fuser ki aankheiN jalti rehti heiN jis ki wajah sey unheiN buhat pareshaani ka saamna hey ab arsey baad shower leiN gi tou yeh tou ho ga hi :-p ------------- Aik khabar jis ney sab BandriyoN k chahrey meiN muskaan bakhair di, kal Zoo sey 3 bandariyaaN aur 1 bandar faraar ho geya Qayaas araai hey k un meiN Zoo sey bhaagney ki shart lagi thi lekiN baad meiN koi haar maanney ko tayaar nahi ho rahaa tha jis sey un meiN haatha-paai dekheny ko mili , bandariyaaN muQaabla jeet gaaiN unhoN ney bandar ki khoob piTaai ki, Zoo waaley time pe puhanch gaey aur ussko marney sey bacha liyaa ------- DD ko pocket money ki asad zaroorat hey sab Fusers sey guzaarish hey wuh apna chanda Pakfuse k Bank meiN bhejeiN ye sawaab ka kaam hey iss sey wuh E 90 leney meiN kaamyaab ho jaaeiN gi Pakfuse Bank account no Pakfuse Fuserswalilane number 10 Iss k saath hi apni host ki ijaazat dijiye Miltey heiN break k baad Allah hafiz | | | | | Mar 18th, 2009, 06:52 pm | #148 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | hahah.. wah wah.. kia baat hai.. baree ho keh aap zaroor TV ki naye anchor banay ge aur Law peh tabsera karaingee..!!  hehe
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Janaab, hum Chaiwala, apnay cows ke pehra dene walay Bull ki dum peh baithee makhee ki taang say chipki pollen keh zarray may chupe bacteria ki Rizq ki kasam khata houn...
keh hamaray chai may bhoosa aur drugs keh milawat ki bohot baree sazish hai..
hum to sab keh samnay chai banata hai.. ab log chai pee keh jhoom uthay us may hamara kia kasoor hai.. :massom shakal banaying:
| | | | | Mar 18th, 2009, 06:56 pm | #149 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | or ketne bere hona he gul ne ab ham es ke lea lerka dekh rehe heyn baqe ke mokadme ye onpe kere  news ache heyn me ka nam nehe aea | | | | | Mar 18th, 2009, 07:27 pm | #150 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by *Masoom Muskaan* or ketne bere hona he gul ne ab ham es ke lea lerka dekh rehe heyn baqe ke mokadme ye onpe kere news ache heyn me ka nam nehe aea | oh itni baree ho gayee hian.. ahem... **roomal moun peh rakhing** waisay **apnay baaloun may haath phering aur ishtyle maaring** hum ko bhi yehi problem hai.. | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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