Collection of best SMSs around... *will be updated regularly*

ChaiWala · Jul 29th, 2009, 01:53 pm

yes.. its simple..

whatever SMS you have got, Funny, Sad, Romantic, Shayari, Stupid, Crazy... post it here..

here are a few to start with..!

Quote:

1. Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

2. Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

3. Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wakeup today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

4. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

5. If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll
leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

6. Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi
bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

7. I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

8. To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

9. Once an angel came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

10. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision.

11. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always been........ ... a headache !

12. 1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU & ME
sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU.

13. I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

14. Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

15. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute!

16. Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

17. I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

18. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT

Blonde Baji · Jul 29th, 2009, 04:24 pm

me will post too !!!
magar baad mei !!!

Amabel · Jul 29th, 2009, 08:00 pm

These are hilarious & witty

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaiWala

7. "I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection".

Seems CW has sent it to a record number of girls...

ChaiWala · Jul 30th, 2009, 02:39 pm

^ ji. aur replies bhi bohot milay... milnay ki khuwahish hoti hai..
uff itni larkiyan hai.. kin kin say milain.. kin kin say baat karain.. kin kin keh proposal mana karian..

here are some more.. some nice ones..

Quote:

Be the first one to say sorry when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U and be the first one to forgive, if a person says sorry to U Coz relations matter more than ego.

Yadein bi DOSTO se he,
Mulakate B DOSTO se he,
sapne b DOSTO se he,
Apne b DOSTO se he,
Ya phir yu kahu
AB to DUNIYA hi DOSTO se he.

Best traffic advertisement of the year:
Frankenstien says-
"care for ur head, not everyone gets a replacement like me....! So wear helmet..!

Sumtims wen v cry,
no1 C our tears
wen v r woried,
no1 C r pain
wen v r happy,
no1 C r smile
Lekin 1 din date par chale jao,
sare RISHTEDAR DEKH LETE HAI!

The true test of character is not how much we know how to do,
but how we behave when we don't know what to do."

Koi Khwaish Teri Adhuri Na Rahe
Chahe Jise Tu Usse Duri Na Rahe
Khushiyo K Phul Itne Khile Tere Jeewan Me,
K Hmari Yad Bhi Tere Liye Zaruri na rahe.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:-
Never Make the Same Mistake Twice...
There are So Many New Ones...
Try a Different One Each Day... ;-)

HAPPINESS is like a BUTERFLY:
U run after it,
it keeps flyin away,
but if U stnd stil,
it cums n sits on ur shoulder.
WISH U LOTS OF BUTERFLIES!
shhh....dnt Move!

EYES-express the real feeling better than words!
TOUCH-shows the care than anywords do,
But WORDS- when properly used, can catch the EYES n TOUCH d heart..

Mat kar mere dost in hasinao se mohabat
Ye aankho se wAr karti hain
maine teri grl frnd ki ankho mE dekha hai
wo tujse jyAda mujhe PYAR kArti hai

ChaiWala · Jul 31st, 2009, 04:53 pm

A few more...!

Quote:

1) Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: yes, only if they are above 8.
Sardar: thank God I Have only 6 children.

2) Lab pe Aati hai dua ban k tmana meri,
Dil karta he band karvadu sim teri.
noor dunia ka mere dam se ujala ho jaey,
Jo mujhe msg na kry uska rang kala ho jae.

3) Dekh tere sansar ki halat kya ho gai bhagwan !
Kitna badal gaya insaan!
Na SMS Na koi miss-call, Na koi bhi call
Ham bhi hue hairan kitna Busy hua SHAITAN!

4) GHAJINI Dekhne K Baad Ye Ehsas Hua Ki
Hum Bhi Aamir Khan Se Kuch Kum Nahi He

Hum Bibi Ki Sunte Hain Samajhte Hain
Aur 15Min Baad Bhul Jate He.

5) HI Meri Jaan...
..

..

..

..

..

Nikal Rahi Hai..
Sardi aur Zukam Se..
Log Pata Nahi
Kya Kya
Samaj Lete Hai.
.
Ha.. Ha..

Khaamoshii~ · Jul 31st, 2009, 06:54 pm

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pldjhdduffimakupakuchaku

ChaiWala · Jul 31st, 2009, 08:02 pm

yeh kon si language may hasa jaa raha hai. .?

Khaamoshii~ · Jul 31st, 2009, 08:04 pm

^
yeh chinese main sms tha

ChaiWala · Jul 31st, 2009, 08:17 pm

chuain asnna uuwuf aaicciox xviwyebv xcuyxy du
jducc xuxc ueyyebf'inv uxxc due

Yeh jawab hai.!

Khaamoshii~ · Aug 1st, 2009, 06:42 am

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Khaamoshii~ · Aug 1st, 2009, 10:49 pm

Live for the one,who can die 4 u
Smile for the one,who cries for u
Fight for the one,who protects u
And,love the one,who loves u more than u

It Hurts When U Need Just A Piece Of Love
& there Is Nobody 2 Give it
It Hurts Even More When U Have An Ocean Of Love
& your Loved 1 Is Not there 2 Receive it

Hasrate reh jayegi apke bin adhuri,
zindagi na hogi apke bin poori.
Ab aur sahi jaye na ye doori,
Jeene k liye apka saath he bahut zaruri.

“Hoti nahi dosti kabhi chehre se”
“Dosti to dil se ki jati hay”
“Soorat unki khud hi pyari lagti hay”
“Qadar jinki dil se ki jati hai.

Do you know what Pakistan means?
No??? ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation

ChaiWala · Aug 4th, 2009, 01:53 pm

aww thats nice.. thanks khamoshi..

Fusers.. sab posto..!

here some more.. FUNNY..!!!

Quote:

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!

2
Aansun tera gire to ankhen mere ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
bhagwan kare humari dosti itni gahre ho ki
naukari tum karo aur salary meri ho

3
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

4
Arz kiya hai
Woh aayay humari kabr pay
Woh aayay humari kabr pay
Diya bujha gayay...
Diyay main jo tel tha sar pay laga gayay......

5
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal
aaya hoga!!!

6
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

Khaamoshii~ · Aug 5th, 2009, 11:27 pm

Quote:

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

yeh acha hai

ChaiWala · Aug 6th, 2009, 01:42 pm

hehe.. yeah. these are very intersting...

here are a few more..!

Quote:

a boy to a girl-
hi, i'm dying to see u.
want to meet u.
but what to do?
this stupid gatekeeper
is asking me
.
.
.
.
ticket to the ZOO
-----

shehar ki gali mein, paan ki dukan.
devdas ne dekhi, paro ki muskaan.
devdas ne khilayi paro ko paan.
khake paro boli-

'shukriya bhai jaan'
-----

what is bravery???

it is to come home fully drunk after a late night out, wife waiting outside with a broom stick and u ask.........

honey, r u still cleaning.
-----

sum say its difficlt 2 wait 4 sum1,
sum say its difficlt 2 forget sum1,
however, d most dificlt thng is whn u dnt knw whethr 2 wait or 4get sum1.

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I know nothing lasts 4ever,
& may be we went 2 always stay 2gather
Bt every smile & tear we share,
convinces me dat memories of u & me will last 4evar

-----

YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE LOVE YOU.
ALL YOU CAN DO IS BE SOMEONE
WHO CAN BE LOVED,
THE REST IS UPTO THE PERSON
TO REALIZE YOUR WORTH

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lyf is a book we all read. LuV is a blessing we all need.
Alwys b happy alwys wear a smile,remember in this world v r
jst 4 a while so keep in touch

-----

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mamoo Mamoo kehke bulaate hain

Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....
Paper Raddi wala !!!

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
chalo hum teeno picture dekhne chalee

pichle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen" PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI ...
ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI.. AAJA MERE SAJNA TERA INTEZAAR HAI...!"
but aaj kal ki ladkiyaan kehtii hain :"PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI ...
ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI.. AAJA MERE SAJNA NAHI TOU DUSRA TAIYYAR HAI ......;

rab se dua katre hain
ki mere dosto ko khushiyo
ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe
mail nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se,
BHEN jaisa pyaar mile ( Just Kidiing ya )

(Edited to add more SMSs)

ChaiWala · Aug 10th, 2009, 07:07 pm

ok.. some more..!!

comone peeps.. kaha so gaye sab..

Quote:

1) Question: Filmi life aur Asli life me kya Diff hai?
Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

2) It was Santa's weding aniversary.Preeto :Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

3) Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Dhoop me tum ho chhaon me tum ho.
Sach hi suna tha. buri rooh ka koi thikana nahi hota...

4) U'r very special for me. I'm very concerned about u'r safety. But I can't be with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 anothe
r!

5) Definition of a Nurse
" a young and beautiful woman who touches you in all places n holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal...!

6) To,
The A.C.P,
Police station

Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him & encounter His USELESS mobile !

7) Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,
Jab hum pia karenge tujhe yaad kia karenge,
Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga,
SHAITAN ke mobile se SMS kia karenge

8) Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,
AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI.

9) Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise
saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho...!!!

10)
Aankho me "SHARAFAT"
Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI"
aur Chehre me "SAFAI"

phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI"

Khaamoshii~ · Aug 11th, 2009, 09:26 pm

itna hansnay ki zaroorat nahi hai

Lafanter · Aug 13th, 2009, 07:14 pm

oho ho hooo, very nice collection yar

Leader In Making · Aug 13th, 2009, 07:51 pm

bohat aala, bohat khoob...
aur dhoond kar laao

ChaiWala · Aug 17th, 2009, 03:40 pm

glad you like it..!

Here are some more..!

Quote:

Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki,
duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai.
yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai,
lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Aadat se majboor ho tum
Jane kab maang lo udhar.

We WIN
and LOSE
things
everyday.
But
trust me
on one
thing:
You
will
NEVER
lose
ME!
I will
ALWAY§
be thr.
To eat ùr head!

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS na karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone, na bajegi tone!!

PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well,
Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

ChaiWala · Aug 18th, 2009, 02:19 pm

okey.. here are some more..!

Quote:

1) A bhikari-" 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de.."Husband told his wife-"De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!

2) Some men join the army because they are single & they like war.

Some men join the army because they are married & they like peace.

3) Fizaayein kehti hai pyaar karo bahaarein kehti hai aankhein 4 karo magar gharwale kehte hai abhi umar kam hai beta intezar karo....

4) Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai "jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"wo chappal nikaalke kehti hai"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja .........

5) Boss takes secretary to a dinner & then asks: Are you free tonight? Secretary: Sir Pls dont ask for FREE! I will give u DISCOUNT.

6) BOY'S POLICY:
Fraud with innocent girls...
Fun with beautiful girls...
Friendship with smart girls...
Love with faithful girls...
Marriage with a rich girl..

7) Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...

8) What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his Examination? Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

9) Having a girlfriend is like playing cards. You need a heart to love her.
A club to take her to.
A diamond to gift her.
And a Spade to bury her.

10) Jara socho...agar. .
SMS receive karne k paise lagte to kaya hota ?

?

To..
Aap jaise kuchh log..
..mera..
KHOON KARNE KA PLAN..
bana chuke hote !!

ChaiWala · Aug 24th, 2009, 04:06 pm

ok peeoplee

where are you.. itna sannata kyun hai..

Quote:

1) Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.

Dimag Ki tarah.

2) Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi krwa diyo

3) Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI - Ek dum.
Aadmi -To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

4) MAFI NAMA:
Agar
meri
raat
ko
msgs
bhejne
ki
aadat
se
aap
pareshan
hai to
aap
apna
mobile
toilet me fek dena
NA RAHEGA BAS NA BAJEGI BASURI.

5) Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?

6) Sabhi jungli janwaro ko warn kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise news aapke liye ho..

7) Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student

ar sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

8) What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

9) 1 admi ke paas 1 kawwa (crow) tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
socho..

aray its simple yaar...

My-Crow-Soft !

10) Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya razaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...