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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 09:38 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Jee haan dostoun...sab yaha peh aik movie banaingay...

movie ka naam baad may rakhaingay..

the idea is simple..

movie keh agli line/dialogue next poster likhay.. should be only ONE line..!! try to keep it simple.. and small.. lambay lambay dialogues not allowed.. warna

so here it goes..!!

**openining scene**
**background noise like a bazaar - par aik patli aawaz aati hai**

Chaiwala chaiwala... garam garam chai... thanda thanda juice..!!


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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 09:40 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 09:41 pm   #3 (permalink)
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Dhobi bhai sceene may entry maartay hain..
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 09:58 pm   #4 (permalink)
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AQ ki Shadi gali sey guzartey huwey baajoN ki awaaz

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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 10:00 pm   #5 (permalink)
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scene changes to Dhobi GhaaT
a Gadha standing in front of a dog and in a loud but steady voice tells him: Dhobi kaa kuttaa, naa ghar kaa naa ghaaT kaa.
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 10:09 pm   #6 (permalink)
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Dhobi Bhai ko Ghussa aata hey , ghussey meiN aik pathar uTha kar Kutey ko maara

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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 10:17 pm   #7 (permalink)
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 10:21 pm   #8 (permalink)
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 10:23 pm   #9 (permalink)
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Halwai kehnaY lagaa: MiyaaN gol gappay khaayaa karo
yeh keh kar uss ko dau din puraanaa Nawaa-e-waqt akhbaar thamaa diyaa... kuttaY naY ainak lagaai aur akhbaar kaa muta'aalla shuru kar diyaa... achaanak uss kee nazar aik aisee khabar par paRi kaY woh bahut zor say uchlaaa aur uss kee aankhaiN hairat saY phelti chali gayeeN ...... uss nay sar uthaayaa .... phir ...
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 10:38 pm   #11 (permalink)
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halwaai nay hairat say palkaiN jhapkaayeeN aur bhaag kar akhbaar uThaa liyaa, phir jaisay hee uss kee nazar bhee uss khabar par paRi, woh bhee taR say giraa aur behosh ho gayaa....
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 03:21 am   #12 (permalink)
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kyun keh us akhbaar may khabar chapi thee.. keh aik Dhoti May Dhamaka huwa hai aur kafi nuqsaan huwa hai..
AQ bhai bhi wahee say guzar rahay thay....
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 04:25 am   #13 (permalink)
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AQ ko tou kuch nahi hua magar wahan aas paas logon nay shor macha dia...
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 05:31 am   #14 (permalink)
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 06:47 am   #15 (permalink)
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 03:04 pm   #16 (permalink)
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hangama may say aik banda jo apnay aap ko Rahul kehta hai, woh bhagnay laga.. Chaiwala ki nazar us peh paree aur Chaiwala apnay haathoun may doyi pakkray Rahul keh peechay bhagnay laga.....
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Sa'meen Jaesa k aap dekh rahey heiN Mulk meiN BagdhaR , LogoN ka sakooN barbaad ho geya hey, Na Raat ko neend aati hey har samey aik khauf ka samaan hey, aaj aik saath 3 Shakhs ka aik Khabar paRh kar behosh ho jaana.........

Sir Ji, aap kya kahtey hein wuh kon si Khbar hey jis paRhney k baad ye log apney hosh-o-hawaas khoh baethey,
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Nazreen hum aapko Update detey raheiNge, dekhtey rahiye Pakfuse
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 10:01 pm   #18 (permalink)
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newsflash keh baad scene dobara Chaiwala aur Rahul ki daur par..
Rahul agay agay bhaag raha hai, Chaiwala peechay peechay..

Rahul aagay, Chaiwala peechay, Rahul jump lagayay,

Chaiwala slides maaray... Rahul cycle girayay,

Chaiwala chat peh char jaye..

Rahul bhaag raha hai sans phool rahee hai, Chaiwala bhagtay bhatay chai pee raha hai..

phir saamnay dead end aata hai.. .. ..
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 06:20 am   #19 (permalink)
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Rahul ko pakaRna mushkil he nahi na mumkin hai...
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 06:24 am   #20 (permalink)
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Rahul ki amman ki awazz: hai nagora phir sai koi khwaab daikh raha hai....uth ja interview kai liay nahen jana kia?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 06:39 am   #21 (permalink)
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rahul uth kay beth gaya aur interview kay liyah jana kay liyah nikla tou uski takkar khaamoshii~ sey hogayee.. dono ki nazrain mileen phir...
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...phir khaamoshii~ nay rahul say udhar mang liya
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rahul nay udhar day tou dia aur saath main coffee saath peenay ki offer kardi phir..
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 07:09 am   #24 (permalink)
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...magar kaamoshii~ nay kaha
rahul main tau sirf lassi peeti hoon
rahul:aaaYyyy kaamooshii~ magar lassi p kay tau hamara pait khraab hoo jata hai
kaamooshii~:aur coffee pila kay humara saath yeh zulam na karoo
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phir dono na coffee peetay hain aur na hi lassi, dono jaa kar juice peetay hain aur ghar ki taraf walk kartay jaa rahay hotay hain kah unhain saamnay chaiwala aata nazar aata hai, chaiwala unko adha biscuit khanay ko paish karta hai tou rahul ko ghussa aajata hai..aur rahul chaiwalay ki fuzool main pitai kardeta hai..
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:39 am   #26 (permalink)
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abhi Rahul chaiwala ki pitaai kar hi raha hota hai k itnay mein Pinky udhar sey guzarti hai. Rahul ki bahaadri daikh kar Pinky impress ho jaati hai aur college jaatay saath hi, apni sahaili ko poori daastan suna daiti hai.

ab tu bus, Pinky din raat rahul k khawab daikthi hai. Phir achaanak aik din Rahul aur Pinky ka aamna saamna ho jaata hai - nazrein milti hain, kuch palkein jhapakti hain,... pinky sharma kar duppatay ka kona munh mein rakh laiti hai..... aur rahul seeti bajaata hai.........

*background mein music ki awaz*

abhi gaana shuru hi honay lagta hai k Chaiwala apni cycle per awaz maarta guzarta hai............... "chaaaaaai - 2 rupay chota cup, 3 rupay baRa cup"

saraa gana beech mein hi reh jaata hai.... aur Pinky ghussay sey jooti utaar kar kehti hai..... "oye satya naaaaas...."
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 10:04 am   #27 (permalink)
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 02:49 pm   #28 (permalink)
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LOLZZZ..

^.. chaiwala cheekh keh bolta hai...'o yea shadi nahii hosakti oyeee'..!
chaiwala Pinky keh paas aata hai.. haanpta huwa chaiwala naak pakar keh bolta hai..

*oh pinky oh pinky
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inna sara boo tenu kithouh aaya si* (click here <-- to see wht me talking about.. )
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:27 pm   #29 (permalink)
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^ Pink jooti utaar kar kehti hai, "oye chaiwalaaaaaay.... tu mainnu nai jaanda oyeeee ......."
"mai kuRi baRi daadi aaN"

phir phataak sey jooti maarti hai....... aur Rahul ko chaiwala sey bachaa ka lay jaati hai....
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Behosh Halwaai ko jab hosh aata hey tou apney aap ko apney sunsaan kamrey meiN paata hey.....meiN yahaaN kaesey aaya..... akhbaar bed k kooney pe paRa hey, wuh dartey dartey akhbaar uTthata hey, aur usko poora chhaan maarta hey lekin wuh khabar doobara nahi milti...... ye akhbaar tou meiN ney aik qabar meiN chuhpa kar rakha thaa ye baahir kaesey aaya........wuh utth kar kamrey mein chakar lagaata hey, phir aik faisla kar k mutmain ho jaata hey ......aur ghar sey baahir nikalta hey.......
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