| . |   Jun 24th, 2009, 12:15 pm | #91 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Gaana playback hota hey CW ka pol khul jaata hey uss k bad unko gandey andey bussey tamatar paRtey heiN, wuh dorney lagtey heiN k saamney sey AQ aatey dikhaai detey heiN phir.......... |  |
hum ney kaanToN ko bhi narmi sey chhuwa hey aksarlog be-dard heiN phooloN ko massal detey heiN  | | Jun 24th, 2009, 02:48 pm | #92 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | AQ jab yeh dekhtay hian keh CW ko anday tamatar par rahay hain, to AQ CW ko bachanay keh liye samnay aajatay hain aur saray anday tamatar khud haste haste kha laitay hain...
CW bhagte bhate peechay murr keh dekhta hai to ... | | |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jun 24th, 2009, 08:57 pm | #93 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | dekhta hey AQ ney tokra aagey kiya huwa hey aur sab tamatar uss mein jama ho gaey hein , CW sochta hey kaash meiN yuN buzdiloN ki tarah bhaag na jaata tou aaj ye tamatar bhara tokra merey paas hota...yehi sochtey wuh waapis muRta hey aur....... | | | | | Jun 25th, 2009, 02:39 pm | #94 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | aik dum ruk jata hai. kia dekhta hai keh Gul waha phudaktay phudaktay haath may picnic basket liye gana gungunatay huway jaa rahee thee.. aur ussi jagah peh anday tamataroun ko barish ho rahee thee..!! CW nay jab yeh dekha to Gul ki taraf bhaga takeh....  | | | | | Jun 25th, 2009, 04:27 pm | #95 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | ussko bata sakey k AQ ke saath kya ho rahaa hey , lekin gul ney cw ko chaanta maar diya  | | | | | Jun 26th, 2009, 02:45 pm | #96 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | aur CW chanta parnay say pehlay hi Gul ka hath pakar liya .. aur kaha... "yeh haath mujhay day day, Gul..!! Yeh haaath mujhay day day...!!" aur phir aik plastic ki churri (knife) nikali ... aur gul ki picnic basket may say aik apple nikal kar katnay laga....  | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 11:10 am | #97 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Thappar khaaney k baad CW apni asli haalat meiN waapis aaya, aur gul ney jald mental hospital ka number dial kiya aur unko unki sahi jagah par puhancha diya geya | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 03:35 pm | #98 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | mental hospital walay Gul ko bhi utha keh lay gaye aur alag kamray may band kar diya. Gul baar baar chilla kar kehti rahi "may pagal nahee houn.. may pagal nahee houn" par hospital walay na manay.... udhar AQ police keh tamatar aur anday catch kar rahay thay.. | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:13 pm | #99 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Gul pehley hi aik case ke silsiley meiN wahaaN jaana chaahti thi lekin koi kaam nahi ban paa rahaa thaa ,uss ney yehi tarkeeb sochi | | | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 03:13 pm | #100 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | aur hospital waloun nay Gul ko awwal number ka pagal karaar diya hai. pata chala keh Gul jo paghaloun ka ilaaj karti woh sab pagalpan may tha...!
itnay may waha aik news van aye aur jab darwaza khula to ... ... ... | | | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 03:26 pm | #101 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Gul wakeel hey doctor nahi | | | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 03:52 pm | #102 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | is story may bhi wakeel ho, par pagaloun ka ilaaj karna shoq hai u kaa..! issi liye  | | | | | Jul 4th, 2009, 10:40 am | #103 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Ji nahi i dont like doctors, meiN aaj bhi wakeel huuN kal bhi hoN gi aur humesha wakeel hi banuuN gi | | | | | Jul 4th, 2009, 02:40 pm | #104 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 07:08 am Posts: 1,416 | | | | | | Jul 4th, 2009, 10:05 pm | #105 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Muskaan k roney sey meri aankh khul gai aur meiN ney ussko aik  lagaaya | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 12:10 pm | #106 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: May 4th, 2009 - 09:44 pm Posts: 442 | | | |
I'll tell you the meaning of life, but first you have to promise not to laugh... | | Jul 10th, 2009, 03:05 pm | #107 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | lo.. kahani kaha say kaha pohonch gayee.. back to story.>!!  itnay may waha aik news van aye aur jab darwaza khula to ... ... ... van may say jootay nikalay aur zameen par gir gayee.. aur phir khatarnaak backgroud music chalnay laga.. aur aik taang (leg) nazar aayee..!! dhan dhan.. ab doosri taang nazar aayee.. **wolf howling sound effects..** camera pairoun say aahista aahista upar ki taraf aata hai.. haathouh may har ungali may sonay ki angoothi, kalayee par motay motay sonay keh karray.. (bangles) galay may 4 gold chains.. aur aik chain khopri keh shakal may... camera aur upar hota hai.. daant nazar aatay hain.. saray gold keh..!! aur phir... poora chehra nazar aata hai.... **screeeeaaaammss** | | | | | Jul 10th, 2009, 08:13 pm | #108 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Itni jewellery, makeup aur acha dress daikh kar log impress ho jaatay hain. har taraf sey wawh wawh hi awazein aati hain. Chaiwala tu khoobsoorti daikh kar baihosh honay hi lagta hai............. k itnay mein oonchi taali ki awaz aati hai aur saath mein bhaari si awaz sey koi kehta hai ...... "aaye hayeee yahan tamasha nai laga howa" phir wo jooti uthati hai aur kehti hai.... "bhaago yahaan sey" Chaiwala us ko aik aankh khol kar daikhta hai............ aur baihosh ho jaata hai  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jul 10th, 2009, 09:15 pm | #109 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Hosh meiN aaney k baad wuh sochtey heiN ye haqeeqat thi ya mahaz aik khaab jo meiN arsey sey dekhta aaya huuN..... | | | | | Jul 10th, 2009, 09:22 pm | #110 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | haha idhar ChaiWala abhi soch raha hota hai, udhar police waloun keh paas tamaatar aur anday ka asla barood khatam ho jata hai.. AQ aik bara sa tokra sir peh rakhay kharay hans rahay hotay hain.. unhoun nay saray tamatar anday us tokray may jama kar liye hotay hain.. keh aik shararti bacha ghulail say AQ ki patli kamar peh aik kankar marta hai..... aur phir.....  | | | | | Jul 10th, 2009, 09:26 pm | #111 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Tokra girtey girtey bach jaata hey , AQ issi khushi meiN saarey tamatar CW pe barsaa detey heiN
:-p | | | | | Jul 10th, 2009, 09:42 pm | #112 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Yeh to nahee ho sakta.. may to pehlay say hi behosh para houn..  aur AQ ko kon si khushi hai jo saraya tamatar anday CW peh barsa diyay.? | | | | | Jul 10th, 2009, 10:33 pm | #113 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | aap behosh they lekin phir hosh meiN bhi tou aa gaey they na, aur AQ tokra na girney ki khushi meiN aap pe barsa rahey heiN aap Phool samajh kar khaatey jaaeiN :-p | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 02:51 pm | #114 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | aik dum behosh and aik dum hosh me.. kia baat hai.. wah.. aur mujhay tamatar paand nahee..  continue with the story.. CW nay socha keh AQ to tamatar barsa rahay hian, kyun nay woh jama kar keh logoun ko bechain.. chunache CW sab tamatar jama karta hai.. aur tokra lay kar bazaar jaata hai.. bazaar may aik jagah Rahul sabziyan bechtay nazar aata hai, to CW us keh paas jata hai aur .... | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 02:57 pm | #115 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Uss k kandhey pe haath maar k kahta hey wah yaar tum bhi yahaaN aatey ho :-p | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 03:10 pm | #116 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Rahul ghussay may khara ho jata hai.. aur CW ki aankhoun may dekhta hai.. CW ko Rahul peh bohot taras aata hai kyun keh Rahul bhenga hota hai.. to CW Rahul say kehta hai.. "yeh Tamatar bech kar apni aankhoun ka ilaaj kara lena." ... .. | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 04:27 pm | #117 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | lekiN wuh inkaar kar deta hey aur kahta hey apney dimaagh ka ilaaj karwa lena, yuN dono meiN jung chhihR jaati hey aur ab shuru hota hey Interval | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 05:40 pm | #118 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | *patli si unchi aawz may cinema keh andar...* Chaiwala chaiwala.. bhai chaiwala.. garam garam chai.. chips aur cake, samosa ya pakora, har cheez ditiyaaab hai.. chaiwala chaiwala.. sirf 100 rupay may combo lijiyey baith keh mazay say chai pijiyey film khatam honay tak gar washroom aajaye, to is chaiwalay ko sue na kijiyey..! chaiwala..chaiwala.  | | | | | Jul 15th, 2009, 12:22 pm | #119 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 07:08 am Posts: 1,416 | chaiwala jeb me ke pas se guzra me ne apna paon age ker dea chaiwala ki sare chai os ke oper ger gae yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh | | | | | Jul 15th, 2009, 04:44 pm | #120 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^ shukar hai woh chai nahee thee..! woh juice tha.. and ab garam garam chai may MM keh giraounga..!  logon interval khatam honay wala hai.. jaldi aajao aur apni apni seatoun peh baith jao.. belt laga keh..! p | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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