| . |   Jun 5th, 2009, 02:40 pm | #61 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ASA.. tussi ghalat tayme teh entry mari hai.. abhi maulvi saab keh paas hai.. lagta hai danday khanay ka shoq charha huwa hai..  Maulvi saab Amabel aur MM ko dekh kar boltay hian: "astaghfirullah..! (  )mere paas kia karnay ayay ho.?" amabel kehti hai.. ," maulvi saab, MM ko liptstick ka bhoot charha huwa hai.. usko utar dain" MM side peh kharrri kaanp rahee hoti hai jaisay keh MM nay bhoot dekh liya ho.. aur phir..... |  |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay!  | | Jun 5th, 2009, 08:15 pm | #62 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Molvi k bhais meiN CW jo thaa, bechaari MM dar gai aur bhaag k ghar waapis aa gai | | |
hum ney kaanToN ko bhi narmi sey chhuwa hey aksarlog be-dard heiN phooloN ko massal detey heiN | | Jun 5th, 2009, 09:07 pm | #63 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 |  CW to is movie ka hero hai.. aur woh har jagha thori ho sakta hai..!!  woh to Rahul ko pakarnay gaya tha, phir pata nahee kaha kaha say har sceen may tapakaya jaa raha hai becharay ko..  | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 09:25 pm | #64 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | ^  baree khush fahmi hai hero bannay ki  ------------------------- phir rahul nay dobara entry maari..iss dafa maulvi sahab ka  par gaya aur rahul ki amma ko jab pata chala tou unho nay sara mohalla sarr par utha lia.. phir maulvi sahab nay CW ko bulaya aur usko kaha kah jo kuch ho raha hai chaiwalay ki wajah sey ho raha hai issliyah usko sazaa dee jaati hai kah woh sab kay gharon main muft chai day ga aur aadhay biscuit kay bajai poora biscuit ka packet ek mahinay tak 1 rupees main bechay ga.. phir tou janab CW ki shakal dekhnay wali thee..kanjoosi ka bukhaar jo charha tha woh utarnay ka naam nahi lay raha tha..maulvi sahab nay rahul ko kaan sey pakar kar usko bhi ek sazaa denay ka elaan kia..kah woh chaiwalay ki help karay ga chai bana-nay main..yehi sab baatain ho rahee theen kah achanak AQ nay entry maari aur woh kuch iss tarha sey kah..sab ki aankhain pathi ki pathi rah gayeeN.....  | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 11:55 pm | #65 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | ^ sub ki aankhein phati ki phati reh gayeen jub unho ney AQ kay haath mein GunDaasa daikha. Kisi ko samajh nai aa raha tha k gunDasa ka yahan kia kaam. Aakhir baat khuli tu pata chalaa k Rahul, AQ aur CW - sub k sub aik hi chakkar mein hain....... Pinky Rahul chappal utaarta hai, CW puraanay cup aur plates pakaRta hai, AQ gunDasa hila kar tuRi maaRta hai................. aur film ki pehli laRaai shuru hoti hai. chappalein, platain, gunDaasay.... sub chaltay hain  har taraf sey "Dhooshun dhooshun" ki awazaein aati hain. Mukkay, laatainn, thudday, ghoonsay..... sub chaltay hain....... | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jun 6th, 2009, 08:36 am | #66 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | maulvi sahab sab ko roknay ki koshish kartay hain aur beycharay khud bhi pitt jatay hain..aakhir jhunjhala kar kahtay hain "array kambhakton tum log kabhi baaz nahi aaogay jao jao jaa kar apna kaam karo" itnay main rahul ki amma apni jooti utaar kar CW, AQ, rahul ko maarnay dorrtee hain, dono apni larai bhool jaatay hain aur amma ki jooti kay darr sey teeno bhaag nikaltay hain..
phir scene change hota hai..
Pinky apnay office main bethi hotee hai..usko ek phone call aatee hai..phone call sun kar woh ek cheekh maartee hai hai aur dharaam sey seat sey neechay girr jatee hai..saamnay sey Pinky ka boss aaraha hota hai woh pinky ko beyhosh dekhta hai tou jaldi sey sab logon ko bulata hai aur usko hosh main lanay ki koshish karta hai..Pinky hosh main aa kar boss ko dekh kar dobara beyhosh hojatee hai.. | | | | | Jun 7th, 2009, 10:54 pm | #67 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | "Pinky behosh ho gayee hai" phone peh yeh sun keh uski behen Gulabi nay zor keh cheekh mari aur woh behosh apnay kamray may hogayee... Pinky keh boss nay dobara Pinkey keh ghar phone lagaya, aur Pinky keh bhai (Pinku) nay phone uthaya. jab usko boss nay bataya Pinky ki behoshi ke baray may, to Pinku nay bhi zor keh cheekh mari aur behosh hogaya.. ab boss parehsaan ho gayaa.. aur.... | | | | | Jun 8th, 2009, 07:21 am | #68 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: May 4th, 2009 - 09:44 pm Posts: 442 | | | |
I'll tell you the meaning of life, but first you have to promise not to laugh... | | Jun 8th, 2009, 08:07 am | #69 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | Chaiwala: yeh kaisa oot patang sa scene hai  | | | | | Jun 8th, 2009, 04:02 pm | #70 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^ lo.. tum ko nahee pata... Pinky keh khandaan ko behoshi ki bimari hai.. koi bhi nes sun keh behosh ho jatay hain..!  | | | | | Jun 8th, 2009, 10:41 pm | #71 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | aisi koi beemari nahi hotee | | | | | Jun 9th, 2009, 05:04 pm | #72 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | this movie is directed by PakFuze..! Anything can happen.. kher continueing with story... Boss pareshaan ho gaya.. aur Rahul nay aakeh waha peh maar dhaar shuru kardi... dishum dishum kar keh boss ki aankhain kali kar di.. Rahul nay jaldi say Pinky ko gaud may uthaya, aur building keh 20th floor say jump laga di... phir.... | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 04:33 am | #73 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | phir rahul samjha kay woh superman ki tarha hawa main urr raha hai, magar maajra hi kuch aur tha woh hawa main urnay kay bajai neechay girr raha tha pinky kay bhaari bojh sey.. rahul nay aankhain band karli aur dua maangnay laga ek dam sey usay feel hua kah woh halka hogaya hai tou usnay aankhain band karkay jab dekha tou woh ek pole main atka hua tha aur pinky neechay girr gayee thee..phir pinky neechay girtee aarahee thee kah neechay chaiwala aur AQ chai bananay main masroof thay, pinky unkay uppar aakar giri, AQ ka ghussay main moonh laal hogaya kah itni mahnat sey chai banai aur usnay sara satya naas kardia, phir chai walay aur AQ nay kaha pinky ko kah.... | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 07:30 pm | #74 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | baqi sab kaha hai..? sab logoun ko apni apni movie banani hai kiaa..?  cont. with story: CW nay Pinky ko dekh kar AQ say kaha... "haaaiillaaaaa.. AQ bhai.. aap ki dua qabool huweee..!!" yeh keh kar CW Pinky keh paas aakeh baitha, to aik dun aik hathora haath CW ko para aur CW door jaa giraa.. CW hairani say apna jabra rub karte huwa khara huwa.. to dekha keh.... | | | | | Jun 12th, 2009, 10:43 pm | #75 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Pinky k saath uss ka honey waala shohar khaRaa hey aur uss k haath meiN hathoRa hey  | | | | | Jun 12th, 2009, 10:49 pm | #76 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Feb 12th, 2009 - 08:11 pm Posts: 352 | wo barhe josh-o-kharosh se hathoRaoper uthata hay aor zor se tale par marta hay aor tala toot jata hay | | |
"It is better to die with memories than to live with only dreams." "Sometimes love is for a moment, sometimes love is for a lifetime. Sometimes a moment is a lifetime." | | Jun 12th, 2009, 10:53 pm | #77 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Issi asnaa meiN Gul wahaaN sey guzarti hey aur dekhti hey CW k sar pe talaaa laga huwaa hey jissey Pinky ka HWH hathorey sey torney ki koshish kar raha hey | | | | | Jun 12th, 2009, 10:59 pm | #78 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Feb 12th, 2009 - 08:11 pm Posts: 352 | aor galti se taalaa ki jaga sar ko hathora lag jata hay aor ............. hathora toot jata hay | | | | | Jun 12th, 2009, 11:01 pm | #79 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | phir wuh dhaarreiN maar k roney lagta hey | | | | | Jun 12th, 2009, 11:03 pm | #80 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Feb 12th, 2009 - 08:11 pm Posts: 352 | aor kehta hay k mai ne chai k sath qulfi khani hay | | | | | Jun 12th, 2009, 11:07 pm | #81 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Chaiwala ussey qareebi mental hospital ka address thamata hey aur ........ | | | | | Jun 12th, 2009, 11:12 pm | #82 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Feb 12th, 2009 - 08:11 pm Posts: 352 | aor wo pagal khane dakhil hi hota hay k wo AQ ko daikhta hay jo apne sar k baal noch raha hota hay kyo k ............. | | | | | Jun 13th, 2009, 02:02 am | #83 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | woh pagal honay ki acting karta hai kyun kah unhain mental hospital dekhnay ko shoq hota hai aur CW hans raha hota hai | | | | | Jun 13th, 2009, 02:03 am | #84 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | very  | | | | | Jun 17th, 2009, 08:41 pm | #85 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | AQ ab mental hospital keh tour peh chalay jatay hain.. aur CW haste haste logoun ko ussi hospital keh samnay kharay ho kar chai bechta hai  phir 2 min baad waha police aati hai aur logoun say pooch taach karne lagtee hai.... keh | | | | | Jun 21st, 2009, 11:04 am | #86 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | CW Pagal-khaaney sey bhaag geya hey, uss ney kaali T-shirt aur safaid Dhoti pehan rakhi hey, lambi si naak hey chahrey pe mota sa til hey aankhein choti choti , daaRhi moti si hey jis ko bhi nazar aaey qareebi police choki ya pagal-khaaney mein itla karey, Itlah karney waaley ko inaam sey nawaaza jaaey ga ya........... | | | | | Jun 22nd, 2009, 03:37 pm | #87 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Gul  may mental hospital keh samnay chai bech raha houn.. kyun bhagounga..! kher.. cont. with story... to aik aadmi nay chaiwalay keh tthelay ki taraf ishara kia aur kaha.. Police bhai, kahi aap usko to nahee dhound rahay..!? ... phir... | | | | | Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:56 am | #88 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: May 4th, 2009 - 09:44 pm Posts: 442 | CW bhagnay ki tayari karta hai.. kion k "Aadmi zindagi mein sirf do hi baar bhagta hai, ya to olympic ka race ho ya police ka case ho".
laiken CW Rahul k area may dhanda karta hai iss ley police ki itni himmat nahi k uss per hath uthaye...
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