| . | Jun 1st, 2009, 07:43 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Ok you have to know what I am talking about...!! this is a comparison of the movie industry within India as there are 3 major sub-industries .. Click on the actor name to see the actor's pic..! BOLLYWOOD (Main, Indian/Hindi Movies) KOLLYWOOD (Tamil movies) TOLLYWOOD (Telugu movies) Quote: Bollywood Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ .......bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man......... .....the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactfully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs..... 10 Runs..! Shahruk WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... . ************ ********* *** Tollywood Cheeru , the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ ....... Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power....... ........the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that. Cheeru WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... . ************ ********* *** Kollywood Rajnikaant, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ ........Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power....... ........the ball splits into "TWO" 1 half goes to SIX.....The other half goes to FOUR........ ..... Rajini WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... . | so.. this is suppose to be funny.. if you are not laughing..! ooh LollyWood (Lahore) also has its own thing..!! Like... getting hit by MANY bullets but still not dead..! So what do you think about that..!? | | It's hard to find a friend who's...... 100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | Jun 1st, 2009, 07:52 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Jan 1st, 1970 - 12:00 am Posts: 1,572 | LOL@rajni kaanth.... So, chaiwala bhai jaan... is it a joke or discussion on a joke?  ? | | ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-) PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | Jun 1st, 2009, 08:12 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | naa re naa naaa.. 50/50 .!! yaad aaya. joke turned to discussion.. so what u think of LOLLYWOOD..!! We are all LOLLing or not..? | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 08:15 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Jan 1st, 1970 - 12:00 am Posts: 1,572 | In lollywood version.... bowler throws a bouncer.... ball is termed as No-ball and wide at the same time, batsmen run for two more runs while ball sails over the boundary for SIX.... that's 10 | | | Jun 1st, 2009, 08:49 pm | #5 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | Chalo Open a new thread jis meiN aik Funny movie banaatey heiN | | hum ney kaanToN ko bhi narmi sey chhuwa hey aksarlog be-dard heiN phooloN ko massal detey heiN | Jun 2nd, 2009, 03:24 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^ yeh idea open ho gaya hai.. par hamaray directors kidhar hain..? | | | Jun 2nd, 2009, 04:32 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | shahrukh khan is hot | | | Jun 2nd, 2009, 04:36 am | #8 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: May 4th, 2009 - 09:44 pm Posts: 442 | kabhi Punjabi movie daikhna... ye sub bhool jayega | | I'll tell you the meaning of life, but first you have to promise not to laugh... | Jun 2nd, 2009, 04:46 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | ^ aap nay mujh sey kaha? | | | Jun 2nd, 2009, 04:51 am | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: May 4th, 2009 - 09:44 pm Posts: 442 | aap se bhala may kuch keh sakta hon... | | | Jun 2nd, 2009, 04:55 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | ^ | | | Jun 2nd, 2009, 05:12 am | #12 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: May 4th, 2009 - 09:44 pm Posts: 442 | | | | Jun 2nd, 2009, 03:08 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | is thread may line marna mana hai..!! | | | Jun 3rd, 2009, 06:06 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | ^lol  haha aap ko kaisay pata chala? | | | Jun 3rd, 2009, 06:09 am | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | ASA: yeh gaana nahi chal raha  waisay yeh hai konsi film ka song? | | | Jun 3rd, 2009, 06:18 am | #16 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: May 4th, 2009 - 09:44 pm Posts: 442 | @ chai wala its from movie "dada giri" | | | Jun 3rd, 2009, 06:42 am | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 7th, 2009 - 08:21 pm Location: USA Posts: 1,134 | ^ kabhi dekhi nahi | | | Jun 3rd, 2009, 03:15 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ASA line marna reality hai. yeh to movie ka climax hai.. yaha peh happy ending hoti hain.. direct shadi Khamoshi kia pata chal..? | | | Jun 4th, 2009, 08:10 am | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Khamoshi kia pata chal..? | ohh myyyy !!! aapko nahi pata !!! 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