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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 07:43 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Ok you have to know what I am talking about...!! this is a comparison of the movie industry within India as there are 3 major sub-industries ..

Click on the actor name to see the actor's pic..!

BOLLYWOOD (Main, Indian/Hindi Movies)
KOLLYWOOD (Tamil movies)
TOLLYWOOD (Telugu movies)

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Bollywood

Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ .......bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man......... .....the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at
non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactfully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs..... 10 Runs..!

Shahruk WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... .
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Tollywood

Cheeru , the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ ....... Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power....... ........the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.

Cheeru WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... .

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Kollywood

Rajnikaant, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ ........Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power....... ........the ball splits into "TWO"
1 half goes to SIX.....The other half goes to FOUR........ ..... Rajini WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... .




so.. this is suppose to be funny.. if you are not laughing..!


ooh LollyWood (Lahore) also has its own thing..!!

Like... getting hit by MANY bullets but still not dead..!


So what do you think about that..!?
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 07:52 pm   #2 (permalink)
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LOL@rajni kaanth....

So, chaiwala bhai jaan... is it a joke or discussion on a joke? ?
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 08:12 pm   #3 (permalink)
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naa re naa naaa..

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joke turned to discussion..

so what u think of LOLLYWOOD..!! We are all LOLLing or not..?
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 08:15 pm   #4 (permalink)
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In lollywood version....

bowler throws a bouncer.... ball is termed as No-ball and wide at the same time, batsmen run for two more runs while ball sails over the boundary for SIX....

that's 10
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Chalo Open a new thread jis meiN aik Funny movie banaatey heiN
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^^ yeh idea open ho gaya hai..

par hamaray directors kidhar hain..?
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shahrukh khan is hot
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kabhi Punjabi movie daikhna... ye sub bhool jayega


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is thread may line marna mana hai..!!
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ASA: yeh gaana nahi chal raha waisay yeh hai konsi film ka song?
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its from movie "dada giri"
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ASA line marna reality hai. yeh to movie ka climax hai.. yaha peh happy ending hoti hain.. direct shadi

Khamoshi kia pata chal..?
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