| . |   Jul 21st, 2009, 08:48 pm | #61 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | kajooos audience hai..!   aur may apni tareefain khud nahee karta.. khud hi nikal jati hai to may kia karoun  |  |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay!  | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 04:42 am | #62 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | abhi tuk kisi ney nahi dilaaya E-90 ;sigh;
ab aur kisko kisko paisey khilaaon ;sigh; | | | | | Jul 23rd, 2009, 10:35 pm | #63 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | mere ko paisay kab diye.?  upar say me made that song for you.. u to is waqt lakho kama rahee hogee..!! and u didnt even give me my royalty..!  | | | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 03:54 am | #64 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | haila !!!
itney saarey paisey liye thay you ney !!!
ab royal;ty kahey ki?
itna dey toh diya tha na !!! | | | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 11:40 pm | #65 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | hain.. ? kon say khuwab ki baat kar rahee ho memsaab..! may har khuwab may kahi na kahi hota houn..! jaisay kal hi ki baat hai.. aik khobsurat larki keh khuwab may may aik motay tazay aalo ka role kar rhaa tha.. us nay apnay naram haathoun may mujhay uthaya huwa tha.. aur achanak.. mere ko chelnay lagee..!  bohot dard huwa.. sache say.. | | | | | Jul 29th, 2009, 07:26 am | #66 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | *smack* khwab mei kuch banna het ha toh kuch acha he bun jaatey !!!
aur woh paisey cash mei diye thay mainey !!! ;honh; | | | | | Jul 29th, 2009, 05:41 pm | #67 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | hain..!? cash.. ? mere ko aik bhara huwa bag thama diya.. khola to 100 $ keh note keh size keh akhbaar keh peices thay..!! mere saath dhoka kia tha..!!  well 2 din pehlay mujhay aik aur khuwab aaya tha.. us may may khobsurat chirya bana huwa tha.. aur guesso.. mera ghounsla aik larki keh baaloun may tha..!! woh mujhay baray pyaar say apnay naram ungali pey bithati.. aur mere ko choori khilati.. aur may.. singta huwa khata rehta..  | | | | | Jul 29th, 2009, 06:02 pm | #68 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oye hello !!!
kisi aur ne dhoka kiya hoga !!!
aur woh ghoosla he tha?
you sure?
ya toh aap juwein baney huey thay dream mai? ;raises eyebrow;
*referring to the juwein waali twisted* | | | | | Jul 29th, 2009, 07:43 pm | #69 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | woh to aik jooon ki aapbeeti thi, jiss ko aik khoobsurat larki say ishq ho gaya tha.. me har khuwab may diff hota houn.. kabhi paala sa cute sa teddy bear..  to kabhi topi..! kabhi taxiwala, to kabhi doodhwala.. kabhi tota, to kabhi mota.. u know.. everything.. variety is good..  | | | | | Jul 30th, 2009, 12:04 am | #70 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | kabhi khwaab mei sandals pari hain?
ya toh woh sirf real life mei hua hai? ;raises eyebrow; | | | | | Jul 30th, 2009, 06:15 pm | #71 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | nahee.. par sandal zaroor bana houn.. par us din mera kachoomar nikal gaya tha.. koi moti tazi hathni ne sandal ko pehn lia.. bus.. woh din.. aur aaj ka din.. apni aik taang peh plaster laga keh chalta houn.. | | | | | Jul 30th, 2009, 11:05 pm | #72 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | phir toh grasshopper bhi banna chahiye !!!
with one taang pe plaster & trying to hop !!!
waah kya scene hoga !!! | | | | | Jul 31st, 2009, 07:27 pm | #73 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | aur saath may crutches bhi houn.. haina ..  | | | | | Aug 2nd, 2009, 01:58 pm | #74 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | waah jee waah !!!
kya scene hoga !!! | | | | | Aug 4th, 2009, 05:22 pm | #75 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | un crutches ko u ki taraf ghumaa keh phenkounga..!! aur phir.. apnay paar nikaal keh phurrrrr urr jaounga.. !! Muhahahaha | | | | | Aug 7th, 2009, 12:11 pm | #76 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;
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